What to do if you want to enjoy Obama’s speech tonight.

What to do if you want to enjoy Obama’s speech tonight.

So, Obama’s speech is tonight, complete with a stage fit for a Greek god. I’m dreading watching it, actually. I don’t know how I’m going to get through it. It’s really too bad I’m not a big drinker, because if I was, I’d know exactly how to enjoy the speech tonight: the Obama Drinking Game. So, for those of you who enjoy a little alcohol every now and then, I’m creating a way for you to minimize your suffering tonight. Here are the rules:

  • If Obama talks about “unity” or “togetherness”, take a shot.
  • If Obama mentions Martin Luther King, Jr or John F. Kennedy, Jr take a shot.
  • If the phrase “citizen of the world” is mentioned, take a shot.
  • Every time the camera angle is positioned to give Obama a halo, take a shot.
  • If the phrase “the time is now” is spoken, take a shot.
  • If Bill or Hillary Clinton are shown sulking, take a shot.
  • If the “glass ceiling” is mentioned, take a shot.
  • If Obama says he’s making history, take a shot.
  • If Obama mentions anything about McCain being Bush’s third term, take a shot.
  • If the phrase “Yes we can!” is used, take a shot.
  • If the crowd starts chanting Obama!, take a shot.

    And the biggies:

  • If the words “hope” or “change” are mentioned, TAKE TWO SHOTS.

    And of course, if you will be drinking, don’t drive. Don’t leave your house. And if you get so obliterated that you have to have your stomach pumped, or drive somewhere drunk, then you’re an idiot. If you’re going to be drinking, be smart about it, people. Seriously. Otherwise, have fun. This is probably the only way you’ll be able to tonight.

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    • Denise says:

      Wow, if you plan to take a shot for each of those items, I would advise you go ahead and lie down on the floor. Falling off of chairs is painful. I plan to fully enjoy tonight’s campaign coverage… I’m watching the Chiefs and Rams play on Fox!

    • Rob Farrington says:

      Uh…I like a drink, but if I played that game, I’d probably end up at the local hospital with alcohol poisoning.

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