John Kerry Wants To Kill All The Plants

John Kerry Wants To Kill All The Plants

Kill the plants! That’s what John Kerry advocated for during today’s global climate summit lecture fest.

Michigan Governor Uses Her SledgeHammer To Ban Everything

Michigan Governor Uses Her SledgeHammer To Ban Everything

The Governor of Michigan has a sledgehammer that she is wielding like an out-of-control derping loon. Oh wait, Marta was right. She is a derping loon.

Seminary Students Confess Their Sins To Plants

Seminary Students Confess Their Sins To Plants

In a prime example of group psychosis, students at Union Theological Seminary, at Columbia University in New York City, confessed their sins to plants. Potted plants. No…

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