Some TV writer named Nicole Silverberg recently published an article in the Guardian (yes, you may all groan now), chicksplaining to men what they need to do in order to “improve” themselves. This laundry list of femderpaherpery has me wondering if this woman will a) ever date an actual male – you know, one that actually owns a functioning set of testicles – let alone get married to one and b) ever own enough cats to fill that empty space on her bed, because no guy in his right mind will occupy that space for any length of time.

In her list, Nicole lectures men about how to be decent human beings, and instructs them on decorum, professional behavior, and dating etiquette. She has obviously made the assumption that men, on the whole, are stupid, because you know… most normal guys think sending unsolicited pictures of their penis is acceptable behavior, and believe that banging a shithammered woman who is unconscious and unable to consent is OK.

I would submit to you, that aside from a few aberrant scumbags, men writ large are quite a bit smarter than that!