“How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?”

“Shut up! That’s not funny!”

Wanna hear another feminist joke? Didja hear about the feminist who got triggered because a watch company paid homage to World War II nose art? Breitling Watch placed a sculpture of a bomb-riding blonde in its storefront, and feminist blogger Maria Popova went into a twitter fit in an attempt to shame Breitling.

Well, that's a store I'm never shopping at. It's 2017, @breitling. (Not that it would be any more okay in 1917.) pic.twitter.com/lnEsE1ho0R

— Maria Popova (@brainpicker) June 8, 2017

Needless to say, Ms. Popova just dissed members of the Greatest Generation. You know, those guys who fought, bled, and died during World War II to free the world from tyranny. Pajama boys, they weren’t. And the nose art of the bombers they flew reflect a healthy masculinity. Although Popova would no doubt thinks it was “toxic.”

We at Victory Girls have a particular fondness for one damsel who adorned the nose of more than one plane. If you read our blog, you’ll recognize her.