If you haven’t heard already, North Korea tested another nuke, and seismic stations, both nearby and worldwide, registered the blast.

The Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty Organization, which monitors the globe for nuclear tests, said that its monitoring system had gone off-scale. The U.S. Geological Survey recorded a 6.3-magnitude earthquake, which was human-made. That’s far larger than the seismic signature from the North’s last test, conducted roughly a year ago.

The fat little psycho in charge has decided to get froggy this weekend and lob a hydrogen bomb into the universe. Because REASONS. Because he needs to show off his mettle. Because he hasn’t seen his own giblets without a mirror for years, and needs to compensate somehow. This quite predictably caused the United States to react with a threat to cut off U.S. trade with countries that deal with North Korea.