On June 15, in the year of our Lord 2021, our brave and fearless Veep Kamala Harris invited the 24 female Senators to dinner at her home in the Naval Observatory. This glass-ceiling shattering icon made cheese puffs with her own hands to the delight and surprise of the 21 female Senators who attended. They were slack-jawed with awe that this female could handle so many heavy world duties and still find time to make cheese puffs. Cheese puffs. Kamala made cheese puffs. Stop the presses and bend your knee to her greatness.
Does no one else want the job of House Minority Leader? Surely the Democrats can find someone slightly more awake and less starched than Nancy Pelosi?
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