You just cannot make this stuff up, dear reader. Truly if I tried to come up with the headlines of the past week I could not have thought up more insanity. Now we have Hillary Clinton, yes THAT Hillary Clinton, weighing in on the Harvey Weinstein scandal that has been rocking Hollywood for the past week. According to Mrs. Clinton, the Weinstein situation PROVES that sexual harassment is endemic in American society. Now coming from her-that is rich! I mean like a brownie topped with salted caramel and whipped cream rich! This is a woman who has remained married to the man who may arguably be the first powerful man to publicly normalize the sexual harassment of women. Remember Monica Lewinsky? Remember the bags under Bill’s eyes that even his make up artist could not hide? Yeah, I do, too.

So now we have Hillary weighing in on Harvey’s behavior and clutching her pearls like Dana Carvey in his Church Lady days. Are you kidding, Hillary? You, of all women, have no right to express outrage (fake though it may be) against serial sexual predators. Nope. See you lost credibility in that sphere when you attacked the women over the decades who accused your husband of being a habitual sexual predator. As a matter of fact, I am guessing that was a huge reason that you did not do well in the election last year with women.  But of course, you blamed it on the men in their lives. Because sexism or something.