Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested in the Bahamas last evening. If you have to ask “Who is Sam Bankman-Fried?”, check to make sure you are sentient. Sam Bankman-Fried will be referred to as SBF, although he may also be called Mini-Madoff or even Shill Bigger Frauds. SBF was the founder of the recently imploded cryptocurrency exchange FTX. Mini-Madoff was arrested the night before he was due to testify before the House Financial Services Committee, chaired by Auntie Maxine Waters. Yesterday, he announced he will testify virtually. And, then the fun began.