Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Here we are, dears, the last Sunday of June. Half of 2023 is in the history books. Although I’m beginning to wonder who will get to actually write it. But it’s a beautiful day where we can enjoy the good and mock the Left. The champagne is chilled and the pastries fresh from the oven. Let’s get to it!

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If this ain’t “grooming”

… then the term has no meaning at all … Be glad this is Sunday, dears. Very NSFW and, ewww, you may need to take an immediate shower after viewing.

Planned Parenthood brought cards like this to a Grade 9 class in Saskatchewan, for kids to study the sexual alphabet. https://t.co/I29bE6qJpL pic.twitter.com/E9hwwabnfQ

— Billboard Chris (@BillboardChris) June 21, 2023

Amazingly, there are people supporting this with some lame excuse that the kids are going to see this on the interwebs sometime, so we need to have EDuMacAtOrS pick up the slack. Cuz professional or something.

No. No. HELL NO. This isn’t 6th grade health class were kids find out about how puberty means hairy armpits and menstrual cycles. This is about trying to normalize fetishes … extreme and dangerous ones at that … to children.

If only there were a word to describe such people. Hmmmm.

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At what point did teachers start thinking of all parents as Public Enemy Number One?

Teachers trade tips on transitioning kids without telling parents during online session hosted by the Midwest and Plains Equity Assistance Center (MAP, which is funded by the Dept of Ed) attended by 30 teachers from Michigan, lowa, Ohio, #Illinois https://t.co/CfjnUFijBP

— Awake Illinois (@Awake_IL) June 19, 2023

Shea Martin, an Ohio-based trans educator, who writes a ‘socialist, feminist, and anti-racist’ blog called Radical Teacher, said she worked against ‘laws that prohibit or restrict trans advocacy.’ (snip)

‘I think that requires working subversively and quietly sometimes to make sure that trans kids have what they need.’

Martin … later spoke about teachers addressing ‘sexuality’ with elementary students, who are aged between five and 10.

When talking about men, women, playground crushes, love, and marriage with youngsters, teachers should be wary of treating ‘reinforced heterosexuality as the norm,’ Martin said.

Earth to Wokester Martin … when 95% of the population is ‘X’, then ‘X’ is, by definition, The.Norm. No one has to reinforce heterosexuality. Contrary to the blather from Planet Queer, it is the natural norm of homo sapiens. Otherwise, the species would have died out eons ago.

Well past time to separate Education and State.

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Socialism — World’s worst HOA

Socialist professor explains how to get a playstation under socialism. I think he just made every single viewer turn into a staunch anti-socialist in 40 seconds. pic.twitter.com/DNeH648iFH

— Anthea (@Anthea06274890) May 16, 2023

Can you imagine that every aspect of your life … from your choice of breakfast cereal to what you want to do on your free time … is to be decided by the members of your assigned workers’ group? Oh, democratically, of course.

Yeah, that’ll work just fine. I’m sure it will be respect, hugs, and rainbows all the way down. More just.

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Garland pulls a Fauci

Bad enough when that gangsta garden gnome, Anthony Fauci, declared that an attack on him was an attack on Science™, we now have rabid weasel face, Merrick Garland trying to pull the same schtick

Attorney General Merrick Garland played the victim today after two IRS whistleblowers claimed the DOJ interfered with the investigation regarding Hunter Biden’s $2.2 million tax debt. What a baby. (snip)

To Garland, you cannot criticize the DOJ. Without the DOJ, America wouldn’t exist or something. Get over yourself, Garland:

“I certainly understand that some have chosen to attack the integrity of the Justice Department, its components and its employees by claiming that we do not treat like cases alike. This constitutes an attack on an institution that is essential to American democracy and essential to the safety of the American people. Nothing could be further from the truth.”

I have a long laundry list of things I would like to throat-punch swampthing Mitch McConnell over. But it is mostly overshadowed by my undying gratitude that he kept Garland off SCOTUS. I shudder to think of the damage that too-tightly-wrapped bundle of neuroses and shoulder chips would gleefully do to America.

via GIPHY

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Sunday with Clown Prince Hunter

Hot on the heels of Act I of his *get out of jail FREE* play, Hunter attends a state dinner and then boards Air Force one with The Big Guy for a weekend of peasant shooting.

Meanwhile, the whistleblower’s revelation of Hunter and Creepy Joe’s extortion attempt is currently being handwaved away as a product of Hunter’s addiction. Yes, really.

Your honor, did I mention that the alleged event took place during a full moon and my client is a werewolf https://t.co/462hIOAc1n

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 23, 2023

It’s good to be (son of) the King.

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Your Sunday Smile X 2

Among all the doom and head/desk of the last week were two tidbits of smile inducers I bookmarked. And since I cannot decide between ’em, I’m going all Doublemint on you. First is the 99 year old granny with a bit of folk wisdom worthy of being cross-stitched and hung on the wall.

An almost centenarian who lives alone, still drives, pays her bills online, texts loved ones on her iPhone and never misses happy hour, is doling out advice for living a long and active life in a series of positive yet feisty videos on TikTok and Instagram.

“You’ve got to enjoy life,” Mildred Kirschenbaum, 99, of Boca Raton, Florida, told Fox News Digital. (snip)

“If the food isn’t quite right, so have an extra dessert.”

DingDingDing!!!

And this just gave me the warmies right down to my toes:

There’s a real person out there who goes by Happy Gilmore, and just like the famous movie and character, he is a pretty good golfer … — the high school senior has committed to playing golf at Ball State University.

Gilmore’s first name is Landon, but GolfWeek notes that he, of course, earned the nickname “Happy” when he was about 6 years old playing in golf tournaments.

Congratulations to Happy! And I hope to watch him on the links when he turns pro. May there be a green jacket in his future.

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I so like wrapping up our Sunday together on a positive note. Go enjoy your day, hug your loved ones and pray for our nation. See you next week.

Cheers!

featured image, original graphic by Darleen Click.