Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Why yes, that’s bourbon in my glass. But notice the curl of orange zest and the cherry … a Luxardo cherry I’ll have you know … in the glass. Fruit. So entirely an adult breakfast beverage, dears. And quite appropriate as I curate topics from one of the longest lists I’ve made of a week of the absurd and alarming antics of the agents of chaos.


No no no, not KAOS, chaos. Let’s get you your beverage of choice and get on with it.


Another ‘fake but triggering’ noose moment

Rather than waiting to review surveillance tapes, Kaiser Permanente in Gilroy, California, went full apoplectic fury when a rope was found hanging in a tree in their parking lot.

Kaiser officials said the “noose” was hanging from a tree in the back parking area of the office off of Arroyo Circle, KRON said, adding that hospital officials said they were viewing it as a hate crime.

“This alarming discovery caused shock, disgust, pain, and anguish for our staff and physicians in Gilroy and throughout Northern California,” the company said in a statement, KRON noted.

Kaiser officials then shook their fists at the clouds and declared that investigations were for pussies and they would not wait for any conclusion to acknowledge the trauma this incident has caused Harrumph! Harrumph!!!

You already know Act II, right?

The station said surveillance video reportedly showed an individual placing the rope in the location to propel himself up a tree to cut down out-of-reach branches and leaves.

Oh. Landscaping equipment. And it looks like hell will need to freeze over, or the Biden family in prison, before Kaiser ever apologizes for jumping to conclusions.


Reminder: Sunday May 14th is AFAB Parent Day

But the Woke aren’t trying to erase the womens now, are they?


Damned Yte People …

… and their [checks list] pantry porn.

The recent TikTok trend of showing off perfectly organized and styled home pantries is rooted in a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures, according to one Chicago professor. (snip)

Historically, [Loyola University, Associate Professor of Marketing Jenna] Drenten says that tidiness is intertwined with status and a person’s messiness often breeds assumptions about a person’s capacity to be responsible and respectable.

“Cleanliness has historically been used as a cultural gatekeeping mechanism to reinforce status distinctions based on a vague understanding of ‘niceness’: nice people, with nice yards, in nice houses, make for nice neighborhoods,” Drenten writes. “What lies beneath the surface of this anti-messiness, pro-niceness stance is a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures.”

No word yet that Drenton has taken to TicTok to groom indoctrinate teens to ignore making their beds or helping with household chores.

Or maybe she’s a hoarder? I shudder to see the inside of her home.



Now, I was surprised to learn Drew Barrymore even had a talk show before seeing a clip of her kneeling at the feet of Girl Minstrel Dylan Mulvaney.

So much cringe I gave myself a neck crick. Be a dear and order me another Old Fashioned. For medicinal purposes, of course.


With the blessings of Mao

This is what Woke struggle sessions look like:

You pound into the heads of one set of kids that they are oppressed, and life will never give them a break and, over there, those kids are the ones at fault … tell me again, why should we be shocked?


Shhhhhhhh! Don’t you dare call it grooming!

I swear I’m going to open a Tar & Feathers R Us store.

A health teacher at an Oregon high school instructed students to write a short story about their sexual fantasies and publicly identify which classmates they would have sex with. (snip)

Other parents raised concerns about the same class, which in February required students to play a game called “With Whom Would You Do It?”

During the game, a spinning wheel labeled with sexual acts, including anal penetration and oral sex, was projected in the classroom. When the wheel stopped on a category, students were supposed to mark the initials of a male and female student with whom they would want to perform the act.



Your Sunday smile

Heroes wear a bus driver’s uniform.

When Minneapolis bus driver Ambrose Younge was at the end of his route, he noticed a young boy wandering alone during a snowstorm. (snip)

“There was a child in the road, he was tugging on the handle of the door, of a car, trying to get in the car,” the Metro Transit bus driver told local NBC affiliate KARE. “And as I was thinking, I was like, ‘I don’t know what’s going on here.’” (snip)

Younge would later find out that the boy has autism.

This could have easily been the tragic story of a child’s death in a storm. But Younge didn’t just see something, he acted.

The boy was reunited with his family thanks to Younge, who said he did not want to be called a hero.

And that, Mr. Younge, is why you are a hero. Bravo.


Tomorrow is the first day of Spring but I’m not sanguine that March madness will be confined to basketball. Until next Sunday, my dears, Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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  • Cameron says:

    Math, pantries, punctuality, not having a criminal record…Man, everything is why supreemasy!

  • GWB says:

    You could have defined “AFAB”. I refuse to learn all the crap religious lingo of Progressivism. It’s bad enough having to distinguish justification and sanctification, and those have actual import.

    is rooted in a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures
    No, it’s actually rooted in a history of self-righteous braggartry and being-the-Joneses that has always existed. And it’s much more matriarchal than patriarchal.

    Cleanliness has historically been used as a cultural gatekeeping mechanism
    Well, then, let white supremacy reign, because I like that particular gatekeeping mechanism. I also like the one where we keep drug users off the streets.

    They were forced to kneel and recite: “Black Lives Matter”
    Tell me again that Progressivism is not a religion? Any teacher involved in instigating this should be taken out and tarred and feathered. Yes, literally.

    Don’t you dare call it grooming!
    Yeah, I’d say this teacher needs to be investigated. I guarantee they’ve got some skeevy skeletons in their closet. This seems to be a thing with them.
    However, understand that a lot of this grooming is NOT for the purpose of directly having sex with those underage kids. Noooo. It’s to prepare them to be hedonistic little rutters amongst themselves. And, of course, to make them available to the adults when they get to be of age. Because a prime pillar of Progressivism is hedonism.

    And kudos to that driver for being a good community member.

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