Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Holy cannoli, 2026 has sure started with a bang! Or, should I say BOOM ::ahem:: Here, pass the champagne and let’s lift our flutes to salute the FO part of Maduro’s belligerent machismo directed against the United States. And look how quickly the Democrats are pivoting from defending billions of dollars in fraud to taking up the cause for Maduro against the United States.

Oh, don’t miss the large bowl of freshly popped popcorn. I’ll make sure the bowl is never empty. Considering the nuggets I’ve gathered on Leftwing shenanigans this week, 2026 is shaping up to be a year to invest in popcorn stocks. Just sayin’. Let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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She’s not wrong

Powerful words
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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 31, 2025

People don’t like waking up to the realization that they were suckers. Dears, the Democrats are up to their ears in this, but it is the Republicans who pay a bigger price if they stand by and do nothing.

The UniParty has to go.

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Gavin Newsom is running for President

Darth Zoran waltzed into New York City with a declaration that rugged individualism is dead and the era of warm-and-cuddly collectivism is at hand. So don’t count out the Governor of the People’s Republic of California taking the White House.

Glib and sounding intelligent while saying little of substance, Gavin Newsom is essentially a taller, whiter, and less cunning version of Barack Obama.

And we should all remember how the Left literally worshipped him.

The entitled blueblood of the Getty and Pelosi dynasties aced finishing school; politically speaking, Gavin knows the difference between the soup spoon and the dessert spoon (both silver, of course). With Hollywood, Big Tech, and the billionaire class bankrolling his campaign, Gavin will easily pull in more than $2 billion, likely outraising his small-dollar GOP opponent. (snip)

To overcome the stigma of being a white male at the top of the (D) ticket, Gavin’s V.P. will definitely be a woman. Gretchen Whitmer is a good bet and might cement Michigan’s 15 electoral votes. But Gavin could opt for a black or Hispanic woman to be truly intersectional and appeal to the highest number of grievance groups.

Gavin is a cinch to hold the blue states won by the inept Kamala Harris (226 electoral votes). If he can then pick off the traditional blue wall states of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania — or even just PA and MI while winning back purple Arizona — the White House is his.

GOP needs to do what is usually fails at — organized effort to get-out-the-vote. We need to win by a bigger margin than the well-practiced Democrat cheat (something they are very good at).

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Next family get-together, show this to your blue-haired, college-attending, septum ringed niece

#EXCLUSIVE — The large majority of illegal immigrant arrests by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement are criminals who have been convicted or those with pending charges for criminal offenses, according to new data provided to the Washington Examiner.

STORY:… pic.twitter.com/9TO5dqwJTw

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) December 29, 2025

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What does he know and when did he learn of it?

This is what happens when being popular and accepted is more important than morality.

“Let Gaza live,” a mob of anti-Israel protesters screamed, brandishing signs falsely accusing the Jewish State of “ethnic cleansing”, “starving Gaza” and genocide while illegally blocking traffic outside the Israeli consulate in Midtown Manhattan.

The only thing more disgusting than the ugly spectacle, which had been timed around a Hamas famine propaganda campaign over the summer, was that one of the hate groups behind the anti-Israel protest, which ended in arrests, was funded by proceeds from Schindler’s List.

Sometime in the past, Spielberg’s Righteous Persons Foundation, founded with money from Schindler’s List, with its mission to provide funds for Holocaust education and survivors, flipped to funding anti-Israel and anti-Jewish organizations (including Alex Soros’ Bend the Arc Action).

Since 2020, the Righteous Persons Foundation has provided $2.4 million to anti-Israel groups while spending only $125,000 on Holocaust projects.

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That stuff that never happens?

HOLY SHIT. Chris, a 36-year-old DRAG QUEEN in NJ, appears to be caught on camera ADMITTING to meeting up with a 15-year-old boy for "RAW S*X."

Chris also admits that he works for an LGBTQ organization where he's hosted drag story time for CHILDREN.

The thing the left says never… pic.twitter.com/AprvDyQci4

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) December 30, 2025

My shocked face has departed on an around-the-world cruise and is unavailable for comment.

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This week’s FAFO crybaby award

Dears, put those hands together for poor li’l Hannah Dugan.

On December 18, disgraced Milwaukee County Circuit Court Judge Hannah Dugan was found guilty of a single felony obstruction charge. She was also found not guilty of a misdemeanor count of concealing. The verdict came after a quick four-day trial.

Back in April, Dugan was arrested by the FBI for assisting Eduardo Flores-Ruiz, an illegal immigrant, with evading federal law enforcement officers who were in the courthouse to apprehend Flores-Ruiz. Flores-Ruiz was in Dugan’s courtroom on domestic violence charges.

But has Hannah learned her lesson? Not really … she’s facing sentencing for her felony conviction and impeachment, so she has resigned from her judgeship … in a letter filled with crocodile tears and boo-hoos on how she’s the real victim in here.

BREAKING: Hannah Dugan is resigning immediately as a Milwaukee County judge after her felony obstruction conviction pic.twitter.com/l3fgvAm5ti

— Matt Smith (@mattsmith_news) January 3, 2026

Chutzpah.

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Sunday palate cleanser

Daytime: “I’m just a weak kitty. The wheel is too hard.”

Nighttime: “Gotham needs me!” 😹 pic.twitter.com/A3xdVRcJhJ

— SULLY (@SULLY10X) December 28, 2025

The Internet was made for cats. Prove me wrong. Heh.

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Your Sunday smile

104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli performed the National Anthem on the saxophone at tonight’s game! pic.twitter.com/m0v0WT6L2Y

— New York Islanders (@NYIslanders) December 28, 2025

Staff Sergeant still has his chops. Well done, soldier!

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Oh my, dears, this morning has just flown by! We have now embarked on the second quarter of the 21st Century and I’m happy to share the journey with you. Enjoy the rest of the day and until next week … Cheers!