Like Bashar al-Assad of Turkey and Margaret Thatcher of Great Britain, Donald Trump has been very fortunate in his choice of enemies. So far, Trump’s enemies have been corrupt, lying sacks of hippo poo (Adam Schiff) or incompetent Jack Smith, Hillary Clinton and everyone else in the Democrat Party. He has a new enemy, a member of the House of Representatives. Mr. Thanedar first came to Congress in January of 2023. Based on his announcement of a resolution to impeach Donald J. Trumpp, he may hit the trifecta and be lying, corrupt and incompetent.

Shri Thanedar, photo above, looks like a living Cabbage Patch Doll. His voice, accent and mannerisms do nothing to dispel that impression. From X, here is the announcement of his Trump Impeachment 3.0 intentions. Just so you know, everything Mr. Thanedar says after “our democracy” is not accurate or flat not true. We are a “Republic”.

I have introduced articles of impeachment against President Trump.

When Trump ignores the Constitution, Congress, and the courts, he is not “fighting for America.”

He is tearing it down and endangering our democracy. pic.twitter.com/40iBTZKjkC

— Congressman Shri Thanedar (@RepShriThanedar) April 28, 2025

Cabbage Patch doll, amiright? From The Hill:

Thanedar said he was introducing seven articles of impeachment against Trump for various actions, including the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the man mistakenly sent to El Salvador, and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) cutting funds without congressional approval.

Shri believes that Trump has taken away Congress’s power of the purse. No, dearest, Congress can appropriate money all they want. If a department is gone, there is nowhere for the money to go. But Congress CAN appropriate their shriveled little hearts out. More:

The articles of impeachment are unlikely to go anywhere in the GOP House, where Republican support would be needed to win a vote on the articles. The House votes on whether to impeach a president, while the Senate votes on whether to convict a president. In the Senate, where the GOP also has a majority, a two-thirds majority is needed to win a conviction.

Pointless gestures are what the United States House of Representatives does best. Like when they held up their little church fans/bidding paddles at the joint session of Congress. Yeah, that was as pointless as Shri’s impeachment threat. More:

Still, the introduction of the articles of impeachment highlights just how angry Democrats are with Trump on a range of issues.

OOOOOOO, they are big mad. That’s why they are cussing, right? Like we didn’t know. The Justice Democrats, known to us peasants as The Squad, are not happy with Shri Thanedor and have set him up to be primaried in 2026.

Shri should have kept his head down and his mouth shut. Looks like he may get kicked to the curb.

In addition to his evident barbering issues, Mr. Thanedor also has issues with dogs and monkeys. From the Detroit Metro Times:

Thanedar had to shutter the New Jersey testing facility, AniClin Preclinical Services, after its parent company, Azopharma, which he owned, went bankrupt in April 2010.

Local animal rights activists learned in June of that year that 118 beagles were still stuck inside the facility. The lab’s workers had been jumping the lab’s fences to provide food and water for the dogs, according to a USA Today report.

Two animal welfare groups teamed up to find homes for the beagles and were finally able to take them from the shuttered lab on July 4 to shelters, where they would be matched with adoptive families. A video report conducted by the Times Herald-Record, based in Middletown, New York, showed the dogs arriving in a van from the lab to a staging area where volunteers groomed and attended to the forlorn animals.

A few days later, the California-based group In Defense of Animals rescued 55 long-tailed macaque monkeys that had been left in the shuttered AniClin testing facility.

Thanedar told HuffPost that he had “no knowledge how well the bank took care of the animals,” and said the lab followed all rules and regulations of the U.S. Department of Agriculture and other government agencies.

No. No. No. Get this guy out of Congress. What a douche! How dare he threaten Trump with impeachment. Heartless b*st*ard.

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