In a word, EW. Apparently, the employees of the NSA, the CIA, and the DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency) are very busy discussing their personal sex fetishes during work hours.

In an exposé at City Journal, Christopher Rufo and Hannah Grossman have read through two years of a secret sex chat room run by employees of the NSA, with apparent participation by employees at other three-letter agencies. Please remember that YOUR TAX DOLLARS are paying their salaries, and that they were discussing their special trans kinks on government computers during work hours. After reading some of this stuff, you may feel the need for a shower.

We have cultivated sources within the National Security Agency—one current employee and one former employee—who have provided chat logs from the NSA’s Intelink messaging program. According to an NSA press official, “All NSA employees sign agreements stating that publishing non-mission related material on Intelink is a usage violation and will result in disciplinary action.” Nonetheless, these logs, dating back two years, are lurid, featuring wide-ranging discussions of sex, kink, polyamory, and castration.

One popular chat topic was male-to-female transgender surgery, which involves surgically removing the penis and turning it into an artificial vagina. “[M]ine is everything,” said one male who claimed to have had gender reconstruction surgery. “[I]’ve found that i like being penetrated (never liked it before GRS), but all the rest is just as important as well.” Another intelligence official boasted that genital surgery allowed him “to wear leggings or bikinis without having to wear a gaff under it.”

These employees discussed hair removal, estrogen injections, and the experience of sexual pleasure post-castration. “[G]etting my butthole zapped by a laser was . . . shocking,” said one transgender-identifying intel employee who spent thousands on hair removal. “Look, I just enjoy helping other people experience boobs,” said another about estrogen treatments. “[O]ne of the weirdest things that gives me euphoria is when i pee, i don’t have to push anything down to make sure it aims right,” a Defense Intelligence Agency employee added.

According to our sources, the sex chats were legitimized as part of the NSA’s commitment to “diversity, equity and inclusion.” Activists within the agency used LGBTQ+ “employee resource groups” to turn their kinks and pathologies into official work duties. According to the current NSA employee, these groups “spent all day” recruiting activists and holding meetings with titles such as “Privilege,” “Ally Awareness,” “Pride,” and “Transgender Community Inclusion.” And they did so with the full support of NSA leadership, which declared that DEI was “not only mission critical, but mission imperative.”

Rufo did a full interview on Fox News with Jesse Watters about what they had discovered.

Elon Musk probably had the best reaction to these government sex chat logs.

Well … at least we know what they did last week 🤣🤣 https://t.co/C6vZeUTGSg

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 25, 2025

The reaction to the uncovering of these sex chats was pretty swift. The NSA claimed that they would be “taking actions against any and all employees” who participated in these sex chats. The CIA said they would be “taking immediate action” to address this. Tulsi Gabbard, as the new Director of National Intelligence, had some strong words for those involved.

This behavior is unacceptable and those involved WILL be held accountable. These disgusting chat groups were immediately shut down when @POTUS issued his EO ending the DEI insanity the Biden Admin was obsessed with. Our IC must be focused on our core mission: ensuring the safety,… https://t.co/CnpWYyhyNk

— DNI Tulsi Gabbard (@DNIGabbard) February 25, 2025

Her full statement reads:

This behavior is unacceptable and those involved WILL be held accountable. These disgusting chat groups were immediately shut down when @POTUS issued his EO ending the DEI insanity the Biden Admin was obsessed with. Our IC must be focused on our core mission: ensuring the safety, security, and freedom of the American people.

Despite Tulsi’s claims, it doesn’t seem that these sex chat groups got shut down RIGHT away. Trump signed that executive order on Inauguration Day, along with multiple others. That same EO is currently being challenged in court. Given what Rufo is revealing now, those sex chat groups didn’t go away – they were actively agitating and attempting to mobilize against Tulsi Gabbard herself, along with other Trump cabinet nominations.

EXCLUSIVE: In a secret NSA chatroom, NSA, DNI, and SpaceCom officials claim that @TulsiGabbard is "fervently anti-queer," a "Russian agent," and a member of the MAGA "cult." These employees, including at least one "they/them," are attempting to undermine Gabbard from within. pic.twitter.com/Z5HGfdSx2Y

— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) February 25, 2025

The conversation about Gabbard did happen in December 2024, before the EO. But the other revealed target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And that discussion took place on January 24th of this year, AFTER the EO was signed.

LEAKED: American intel officials are rallying opposition to President Trump's cabinet nominees in secret NSA chatrooms, with one SpaceCom officer hoping for senators to "come to their senses on @RobertKennedyJr and not confirm him."

Pronouns: "they/them," "xe/they," "she/her." pic.twitter.com/X5gRfvwKsS

— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) February 25, 2025

Elon Musk is seeing this, as are other people with the ear of the president. Just to recap what we are seeing here: government employees were using internal communications, which they routinely used to discuss their multiple sex fetishes, were also openly discussing organizing against and actively undermining the nominees of the incoming Trump administration.

So, where is the media freakout? The same outlets who were tying themselves in knots over “Big Balls” surely has something to say about government employees using internal communications to discuss their personal graphic sex fetishes, right? HA.

This kind of documented abuse of government resources – you have ZERO expectation of privacy on a work computer, you fools, not to mention that these people were ON THE CLOCK while discussing their sex obsessions under the cover of “DEI” – should result in instantaneous firings for cause. We may have found out, as Elon said, what they’ve been doing (and disgustingly, WHO they’ve been doing), and it clearly doesn’t fit into any job description that the NSA or CIA can provide. There is now concern that firing some of these people, and the planned overall reduction in force at the CIA in general, may result in the leaking of secrets. Obviously, if people start violating their secrecy agreements and begin handing over information to foreign actors, there should be handcuffs and prison time involved – and I have little doubt that the Department of Justice under Attorney General Bondi and FBI Director Patel would be shy about investigating and bringing charges. CNN, who wrote the story over concerns with firing CIA employees, would rather the Trump administration not piss off the spooks because they might sell out to a “hostile intelligence service.” Uh, wouldn’t that be even MORE CAUSE TO FIRE THEM?

Tulsi Gabbard should borrow Elon Musk’s chainsaw and start cutting off these poisonous vines trailing out of the intelligence community. Letting them get even more rooted in the system is nothing short of malpractice. Start firing people, and if there is even the slightest hint that they might start leaking what they know, have the DOJ slap them with cease-and-desist orders, or lawsuits, or whatever is applicable to keep them quiet about whatever classified information they know about. We already know they have loose lips about their sex lives. If they can’t keep their mouths shut about that, how confident can we be that they are not sharing what they know with whatever honey trap a “hostile intelligence service” puts in their way?

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