Well folks, looks like we done flung ourselves down that rabbit hole that Mr. Carroll told old Alice about back in the Victorian Age. Sex is all the rage on college campuses, but the dung will hit the fan if you want your senior picture to feature your right to keep and bear arms.

I am well aware that Yankees and Westerners think folks in The South, in this case Tennessee, are far too busy being racists, homophobes and marrying our first cousins to be all wokey and the like. Let me tell you those kids at the University of Tennessee Knoxville are fur sure woke.

They could put them Yale kids to shame with Sex Week 2018. Cuz Sex Week got its start on the campuses of the Ivy League. Ain’t y’all proud? Get a gander at the agenda for the University of Tennessee Knoxville

Woo doggie.

The Division of Student Life at UTK has gone to great pains to assure everyone that State funds are not used to fund Sex Week. Students can “opt-in” by checking a box on the sign up sheet. Know what that means? That means that all y’all parents who pay tuition or take out loans and get grants (that FAFSA is a humdinger) are potentially paying for this debauchery as this year’s Sex Week banner proudly proclaims it.

And, speaking of that debauchery. Did y’all get a look at “Butt Stuff 2.0: The Pegging”? Ema Gavrilovic, a student/writer at DePaul University wrote a helpful column, “University’s Sex Week to teach women how to have anal sex with strap-on dildos” that explains this “emerging” practice. From the article:

The University of Tennessee at Knoxville is hosting “Sex Week” at which students will learn about a wide variety of sexual practices and topics, including a workshop dedicated to teaching students about “pegging,” a sexual practice in which a woman anally penetrates a man with a strap-on dildo.

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“Pegging is a sexual practice that’s slowly gaining prominence in the cultural eye,” states the event listing. “This event will attempt to clarify how to safely and healthily engage in the act, as well as demystify any misconceptions regarding anal sex.”

The event, to be hosted by sexologist Dr. Lindsey Doe, “will address many facets of the subject, ranging from different positions to try and appropriate preparation tactics.”

Awww, your little Emma Sue will have dangling participles all over Hell and half of Georgia, but she’ll know how to anally penetrate her partner for the night, safely, that is. And, your little Felix Asher won’t know when the War of 1812 started, but he’ll be able to take it up the ass like the good little pajama boy he is being trained to be. Makes you so proud.

Now, I am not an educator and I don’t give a fat rat’s backside whether college kids have healthy sex or not. I do know that kids are escaping campuses without a clear ability to know when to use “their, they’re or there” and can’t seem to show up to work on time.

Just for clarification, my husband graduated from the University of Tennessee Knoxville with undergraduate and graduate degrees back when the University taught.

Meanwhile, about two hours Southwest of Knoxville, at the University of Tennessee Chattanooga, a firestorm has broken out over the above picture. Seems folks don’t cotton to Miss Brenna Spencer’s Second Amendment pride. From the Fox News article:

A Tennessee college senior is sticking to her guns after posting a graduation photo in which she stares wistfully off-camera while lifting her “Women for Trump” T-shirt to expose a handgun in her waistband.

Despite receiving what she called a surprising “amount of hate” on social media, Brenna Spencer, 22, says she has no regrets.

“I know the Tennessee state gun codes. … I carry everywhere that I’m allowed to carry,” the University of Tennessee, Chattanooga student said in an interview.

Well gosh amighty. I bet Miss Brenna Spencer knows The Constitution of the United States of America. The Second Amendment guarantees “the right to bear arms”. Does your Emily Sue know that has nothing to do with getting dressed for a meet up where she will anally penetrate Felix Asher? The right “to keep and bear arms” is in The Constitution. The right to a sex life, at all, is not.

Don’t you be thinkin’ that the kids in Tennessee ain’t woke to the culture. They still have to take off their shoes and socks to do higher math but they are down with the “Masturbation Nation”.