Princeton Comedy Continues: Now It’s ROTARY Hunger Strikes

Princeton Comedy Continues: Now It’s ROTARY Hunger Strikes

Princeton Comedy Continues: Now It’s ROTARY Hunger Strikes

As Amanda wrote here, the Princeton hunger strikes are comedy gold. Well, the farcical comedy continues. Now they have turned to rotary hunger strikes.

Evidently, claiming they felt very ‘unheard,’ the hunger strikers supposedly went into dire straits.

An anti-Israel protester at Princeton University sounded off about how she was “starving” during her self-imposed hunger strike and accused the prestigious university of purposefully “physically weakening” students.

Video shows the woman and other female protesters railing into a megaphone about the New Jersey Ivy League school’s refusal to divest from Israel following Hamas’ unprovoked attack on the Jewish state on Oct. 7.

“This is absolutely unfair. My peers and I, we are starving. We are physically exhausted. I am quite literally shaking right now as you can see,” the protester says into the megaphone in a widely shared video on X.

You know, they willingly chose to go on a hunger strike in “solidarity” with Hamas. But when their demands weren’t immediately met, the whining got louder.

Not only that, but these hunger striking childish morons are whining that Princeton is failing to monitor their health conditions. Excuse me, WHAT? Since when is your personal choice the responsibility of the university? That speaks volumes to how they were raised. Which is that my personal choices, that may even lead to my harm, aren’t my fault nor are they my responsibility. It’s THEIR fault and Princeton needs to step up is how these student cretins roll. Their parents enabled this crap, I blame them. 

Evidently, these childish loons who are all in for terrorism have some sympathizers on campus. Several professors have come to their aid, sort of. Their whine is a thing of beauty. 

We, the undersigned faculty of Princeton University, write to you about a matter of deep and urgent concern. On Friday morning, May 3, eighteen Princeton students began a hunger strike, eating nothing and drinking water only sparingly. These students’ blood pressures had dropped and their bodies had begun to consume their own tissue. One of the students was rushed to the hospital on the evening of Wednesday, May 8. As of today, on day nine with no food, thirteen students have broken their hunger strike. Seven more students have begun a hunger strike.

How DARE President Eisgruber fail to meet their demands??!!

This disregard for our students’ health and well-being would be appalling in any context. The fact that the Palestine Solidarity Encampment is now located on Cannon Green — visible from the offices of Nassau Hall — casts President Eisgruber’s decision not to acknowledge these students as especially callous.

The University has gone out of its way to make life difficult for these beleaguered, underslept, and already-hungry student protesters.

Their poor student sufferers are cold, wet, hungry, hot, and super tired. WOE IS THEM! 

Will the Princeton professors join the students in their hunger games effort? No, not really. Only a sternly worded letter and a virtue-signaling 24-hour fast will suffice. 

As you might surmise, the comedy is turning more and more into a farce. You see, since hunger strikes aren’t getting the results they demand, the students have now moved to ROTARY hunger strikes. 

Yes, you read that correctly. No, they aren’t joking. 

Let’s take a step back and just gaze for a moment on their condescending stupidity. Because their lack of food and water has led the original group to start feeling poorly, a new group is now stepping up to the plate, indefinitely. 

Think about that for a minute. Do these students have any iota of critical thinking left in their pea brains?? Do they have any genuine understanding of history let alone compassion for the CURRENT hostages that Hamas is holding? It seems that answer is a resounding NO. 

Yes, their so-called dedication is finite. They have the ability to end their hunger strike whenever they want. Instead, they turn it into even greater farce by proclaiming their new strategy is a rotary strike. 

Beege nails their hypocrisy as well. 

I’ll bet the hostages wish they could come and go “in waves” like fat, happy, LARPing Hamashole hunger strikers.

I’m sure they’d happily wash themselves right from those butcherers’ hands.

But they can’t. Because hostage.

That’s right. The hostages are being held captive by terrorists. They don’t get the luxury of whining to the media and posting their so-called solidarity hunger strike virtue signaling on social media. The hostages can’t just waltz up to terrorists and say ‘welp, this isn’t working so let’s call it a day shall we?’ The hostages would probably get beaten and/or raped again for having that kind of audacity. 

As for those who endured or perished during the Holocaust? They didn’t get to CHOOSE a hunger strike, they were forcibly starved. 

Rotary hunger strikers. Whatever will these childish loons think of next? Hunger strike participation trophies?

Feature Photo Credit: Student protestor standing on statue of Benjamin Franklin, via Flickr, cropped and modified

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5 Comments
  • Scott says:

    They deserve nothing but ridicule. sadly, eventually someone will give in to them. The only reason “hunger strikes” work is because soft hearted (and headed) people give in to them. If they’re really committed to the terrorist cause, let em die of starvation, and bury them in pig slop..

  • Uchuck the Tuchuck says:

    I’m gonna hold my breath until Mommy buys me a pony!

  • NTSOG says:

    “Their parents enabled this crap, I blame them. ”

    Spoiled brats whose parents never said No.

    • GWB says:

      And not just their parents. Teachers, club managers (sports and such), even legal authorities.
      A whole society, warped by Progressivism, raised them to be worthless, entitled brats.

  • GWB says:

    she was “starving” during her self-imposed hunger strike
    That is the Samuel L Jackson POINT of a “hunger strike”! It is a way of slowly committing suicide while trying to claim it’s for a noble cause! (Which is why hunger strikes are so incredibly stupid. And they’re a power play – like holding your breath as a child. So many of us just don’t care.)

    This disregard for our students’ health and well-being would be appalling in any context.
    Because they want to be babied. They want mommy’s attention and for her to give them a cookie. Of course, they’re actually DEMANDING that cookie, because they’re hungry because they refused to eat dinner. Sorry, honey, you’ll have to wait for breakfast.

    a 24-hour solidarity fast
    Wow. What a commitment. They went one whole day without eating.

    Because their lack of food and water has led the original group to start feeling poorly
    They’re suffering for the cause, man! Look how you’re forcing even more people to suffer!
    (I wonder if the offgoing strikers are carb-loading for their next big performance so they can last longer?)

    These people are idiots and ignoramuses. But they are self-righteous in their moral preening, and that’s all that counts! We’ve turned Catholic indulgences into a whole new form of Progressive performance art that grants them salvation – entry into the earthly utopia – in the Church of the Self-Righteous Knob.

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