Just about three weeks after suffering a broken hip in Luxembourg, Nancy Pelosi flew back to Washington, D.C. to get back to work. When Nancy had her boo boo, our Nina queried whether Nan would cling to power or retire. We have that answer in video form straight from Pelosi herself. The video will make you laugh, cry and drink.

Before we take a look Nancy’s post-broken hip video, we should clarify a few things. Pelosi will be 85 years old on March 26, 2025. That’s hecking old. Nancy was wearing stiletto heels when she fell at the Grand Ducal Palace in Luxembourg. Lots of marble in those old palaces. You know what three things don’t play well together? Marble floors, old ladies and stilettos. Check out this X post memorializing the congressional delegation:

BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi suffered a fall and potentially broke her hip while in Luxembourg, Germany.

Earlier in her visit a photo was shared and she was gripping the hand of a congressman, appearing to need him to stand up.

We need term limits NOW! pic.twitter.com/FoX5zNImss

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 13, 2024

Check out the inset picture. Those shoes are fabulous. I am not 84 going 85 and I wouldn’t wear them on marble. It looks like Texas Representative Michael McCaul is holding her up and she is bent forward holding her leg. Had she already fallen? You can hear her screeching, “Quick take a picture before we leave. I’ll need it for fundraising.”

Okay, you ready? I should warn you that Nancy is make-up free. Yikes.

Nancy Pelosi just posted this….
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— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 2, 2025

Are your eyes okay? I know watching Nancy talk like she is competing for Miss Congeniality as she mentions “our San Francisco values” will make you yak.
From the Daily Mail:

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is heading back to Washington following hip replacement surgery in the wake of a fall in Europe last month.

Pelosi, 84, shared a video on her X account on Thursday as she made her way back to the nation’s capital.

‘Hi it’s Nancy. I’m on my way to Washington to proudly represent the people of San Francisco in Congress,’ Pelosi says to the camera while sitting in an airplane.

Pelosi is returning to the U.S. Capitol for the new 119th Congress which begins on Friday after she suffered a fall during a trip to Luxembourg just before the holidays.

She said in the video that she’s honored to return to ‘share our San Francisco values. Thank you for giving me that honor.’

The California Democrat has remained largely out of the public eye as she recovered from surgery following her fall.

Dollar Store Obama aka Hakeem Jeffries may the Minority Leader’s post, but Nancy holds the puppet strings. She’ll be dead for two years before she gives them up.

The best part of the video are the comments afterwards:

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— Scott E Nichols (@the504scott) January 2, 2025

She could have had a little nip/tuck while her hip healed.

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— JosephMoshe (@Schotty613) January 2, 2025

Allegedly, she doesn’t drink. Then, there are the Mother’s Little Helpers. Happy New Year. After the apocalypse, it will be Nancy Pelosi and Mick Jagger.

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