President Obama gave his final New Year’s Eve address on Saturday, reciting a laughable list of his so-called “achievements.” He also thanked Americans for their support, and made the hilarious claim that “almost every country on Earth sees America as stronger and more respected today than they did eight years ago.”

Oh stop! My aching sides!

Yes. He went there.

And, since Obama is a legend in his own mind, he thinks the nation still needs him around:

“As I prepare to take on the even more important role of citizen, know that I will be there with you every step of the way to ensure that this country forever strives to live up to the incredible promise of our founding. . .” (Italics mine.)

Oh no. No no no no no!

How do I say this? It’s time for Obama to go.

Since he believes himself to be a multicultural icon, let’s try different languages, shall we?

Auf Wiedersehen!

Au revoir!

Adios!

And then there’s the ever-popular Bye Felicia!

It’s nearly over. The last eight years of the American nightmare are nearly finished. Obama, pack up your ill-gotten Nobel Peace prize, your anti-military and anti-Israel attitude, your arrogant wife, and just leave.