Meghan McCain idiocy of the day
Meghan McCain idiocy of the day
Meghan McCain is at it again. The latest from the little media darling comes from her Twitter page. I’m blocked from following her (I guess she doesn’t like people who criticize her), but her account is public. And just for fun, I like to check in now and again. Her last three tweets railed against what she called “hardcore conservatives”:
“I’m everthing they are afraid of. Everything they hate. Everything they try to hide. Besides, I speak my mind and show people what’s out
there in reality” – Marilyn Manson
pretty much why hardcore conservatives hate me so much, keep calling me RINO bitches
Meghan, Meghan, Meghan. We call you RINO because you are a RINO. If you don’t like being called that, then maybe you should start being a legitimate member of the Republican Party and stop trying to kiss the asses of the mainstream media, Democrats, and progressives all at the same time.
I know, I know. You’re supposedly a cool, hip, progressive Republican. You love sex! You’re all for gay marriage! We should emulate you and stop being such stuffy, cranky, prudish conservatives and see the light in you, our new leader, Meghan McCain.
Uh, sorry. No thanks. We’ll just stick with being hated by the liberal Obama-ass-kissers in the media for standing by our principles. You keep on bleating to them about how much the GOP sucks and needs to change to be more progressive like you, all so that you can be well-liked. Which road is really the higher one there, Megs?
What Meghan McCain fails to realize is that no one on the Right could care less that she loves sex (trust me Meghan, most of us conservatives love sex, too) or that she supports gay marriage (plenty of other GOPers do, too). It’s the fact that she goes onto The View and The Colbert Report and Larry King Live and bashes the Republican party. She paints this picture of Republicans as old fogeys who are too square to wake up and realize that this is the year 2009. She makes us out to be homophobic prudes who are fearful of anything edgy or cool.
Take her recent statements about her book, and the movie that she apparently thinks should be made out of it.
Meghan McCain hasn’t even released her first book, but she’s already planning the movie version.
“I want Hilary Duff to play me. I think she’s really hot – hotter than me – but I’d still want her to play me,” Sen. John McCain’s daughter confided to us at the Trevor Project’s summer gala on Monday night at Capitale.
But the young Republican isn’t dead set on Duff. “Really, I’d take anyone who’s blond,” she joked, adding that one actor in particular would certainly be welcome to join the cast. “Bradley Cooper is so hot,” McCain swooned. “If he can be in it, he will. I’m obsessed with [his film] ‘The Hangover!'”
The Daily Beast blogger also revealed that Sarah Palin will be coming to life on the big screen. “I just wrote a chapter about her, so she’ll definitely be in it, too,” McCain said. “But I don’t know who would play her.” Guess she’s not a fan of “Saturday Night Live” – or she’d know that Tina Fey is practically synonymous with the Alaskan governor.
The book, due next spring from Hyperion, will examine “what it means to be a progressive Republican in the party today,” according to McCain.
“It’s half political, and it’s half a memoir,” said the 24-year-old. “It’s like ‘Primary Colors’ meets Tori Spelling’s ‘sTori Telling.’ I want young women to actually be able to read it.”
Get that? Young women apparently can’t suffer through other Republican women’s stuffy old political books, I guess because they’re just too boring. We need that celebrity flare! And Republican superstar authors like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Laura Ingraham just can’t attract us young gals, huh? (Meghan better not look at my library… she’d be terrified.)
But as if that weren’t bad enough, she then goes on to make some very idiotic comments about the Secret Service. They were just so, like, overprotective, and, like, none of them were even, like, cute!
“The Obamas are doing very well – their popularity is very high – but I’m just happy it’s nothing my family has to figure out,” she insisted. “I’m so relieved. I did not get along with the Secret Service, so it’s good that I’m not living there. You know those Disney movies [where princesses are always well guarded]? Life in the White House is just like that, except there were no cute guards. Seriously, none of them were cute at all!”
Wow. Maybe if the guards had been cute enough for you, you could’ve shown them firsthand your pro-sex viewpoint, huh? They’re not there to, you know, protect your dad and his family or anything, they’re solely Meghan McCain’s eye candy. And without attractive enough men in the Secret Service, they apparently have no use in her book.
And she wonders why Republicans don’t like her. She continually goes out of her way to say ridiculous things like this, and bash Republicans and conservatives. Democrats and the media love her, but conservatives don’t, and she honestly can’t figure out why? Is she that stupid? (That was a rhetorical question.)
Well, sorry Meghan, but there are more important things in life than being cool or well-liked by the ladies on The View, or making sure the guys in the Secret Service are cute. And I hate to break it to you, but your dad tried to anti-conservative route, and look where it got him. Sure, the media loves you now. But they can and will turn on you faster than you can blink, and all of that selling out will have gotten you nothing. Do you really think idiots like Perez Hilton care about or respect you? If you want to test your newfound friends’ mettle, then just for fun, say you changed your mind on gay marriage. And watch the fur fly.
Meghan McCain is not called a RINO because she likes sex or is for gay marriage or because she has tattoos. It’s because she continually bashes the GOP in order to make herself look better. And for that reason, she’s despised. She can pout about it all she wants, but sometimes the truth hurts, sweetheart. Maybe it’s time for you to wake up to reality, because you’re the one living in a dream, not us.