Don’t stand to near a Lefty friend today. If her head explodes, you will be covered with the blue goo that substitutes for their brains. Today’s outrage is brought to you courtesy of the fact that Donald Trump signed “Hi” in “permanent marker on a child’s hand. Now, this child wanted an autograph from Donald Trump. There was no personals space invaded, no hair sniffed, no body parts touched. Trump isn’t Creepy Joe. This is why I could never be a Left. I don’t do selective outrage well and cannot get my petticoats in a wad over nothing.

Our story today takes place in New Orleans. For what it’s worth, Lake Pontchartrain is terribly underrated. Pity. Donald Trump was having a plane-side meet and greet before heading to Metairie about ten minutes away for a fundraiser. Little Miss Amelia Grace, age four, was there with her Dad. Her Mom was running late and the Secret Service barred her entry. Amelia Grace charmed Attorney General Jeff Landry (running for Governor) to convince the Secret Service to let her Mom through to see Trump. Who can say no to a four year old like that. I love this kid already, right?

We’ll let Mom tell it through Red State:

As the time to go to the airport got closer, her daughter could not wait to see the president, Thompson said.
“She was like: ‘Daddy, I wanna meet Donald Trump. I wanna meet Donald Trump’–and then, like after it happened, she called everyone and was bragging about it,” she said.
“My daughter has a phone, and she’s like calling her grandparents and her aunts and everyone,” she said. “She’s like: ‘Oh my gosh, Donald Trump wrote on my hands.”

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Hilary said it still surprises her how much the media twists up its coverage of Trump.
“The media makes him out to be some monster, but in that moment, he was just a kind guy who exchanged pleasantries with our family and put a huge smile on my daughter’s face for the rest of the day,” she said.
Hilary said she did not expect online leftists to attack her and the president.
“Then, this really crazy Twitter page called @PatriotTakes started talking about it and then demonizing the moment and allowing all of their followers to do that as well,” she said.

That’s because Mom is young. The Leftys will make anything on the Right and everything associated with Donald Trump into something ugly, wrong, crude and/or salacious. Oh my goodness, Donald Trump wrote “Hi!” on a child’s hand with a marker. Someone let Special Persecutor Jack Smith know. The Patriot Takes X (Twitter) posted it, according to the Red State article. What is Patriot Takes? Behold!

Trump wrote on a little girl’s hand using a permanent marker. pic.twitter.com/T6kHzmORjU

— PatriotTakes (@patriottakes) July 27, 2023

Signing that child’s hand is both Right-wing extremism and a threat to Democracy. The number of Melted-brain Leftists calling Trump a rapist in the comments is unbelievable: Hell, impeach Trump again. Quick, he has signed a child’s hand before:

Trump signed a little girl’s hand at Mar-a-Lago. pic.twitter.com/z8mZubg7lG

— PatriotTakes (@patriottakes) March 13, 2023

Meanwhile, Joe stop eating children!

Back to Red State and Miss Amelia Grace and Red State:

“Basically, with this consensus between these articles that we were reading is that my daughter was unhappy about it and that we kind of made her do it–where it couldn’t have been further from the truth,” she said.
Online commenters criticized Amelia Grace’s parents for allowing Trump to use permanent ink on the girl’s hand, for allowing her to have close contact with a man they called a criminal, and for forcing their daughter into an uncomfortable situation, Hilary said.
“I don’t think it was a permanent marker. It may have been, but it rubbed off before we could even get home,” she said.
A left-of-center British newspaper ran a story: “Little girl looks bemused as Trump signs autograph on her hand in permanent marker” with the subhead: Social media users questioned what he had written and why he used permanent marker on the child’s skin.
“I guess the people writing the articles don’t live in Louisiana and don’t live around hot weather because the reason she’s like squinting is because it was hot,” she said.
“The reason she looked puzzled is because she’s four—she doesn’t know how to read,” she said.

The Leftys don’t understand the heat and humidity factor in Louisiana, oh dear God, and clearly don’t know about the bug spray ratio either. Plus, the denizens of the Left were never four years old. They emerge fully formed out certain academies.

Let’s all give it up for Miss Amelia Grace. Now excuse me, I must go fix my petticoats.

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