What did “journalist”, Kara Swisher study when she was at Georgetown? Propaganda, of course. So, we are not shocked in the least that her predictions are “MAGA Tears” on Super Bowl Sunday.

According to this, Swisher was hanging out with Jake “that’s enough of that” Tapper last night. Swisher predicted on Tuesday that the Super Bowl matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers will result in “MAGA tears everywhere no matter who is victorious”.

Why? Because Chiefs’ Tight End, Travis Kelce is dating Taylor Swift, and the MAGA Trump crowd is planning to stage a “Holy War” on T-Swizzle. How do we know this? Because left-wing-propaganda-ra-I mean-gRolling Stone says so:

Trump allies in right-wing media, and an array of outside advisers to the ex-president have long taken it as a given that Swift will eventually endorse Biden (as she did in 2020).”-Adam Rawnsley, Aswan SueBSaeng, Rolling Stone

Journalizzem.

Ya think? Of course Taylor Swift will endorse Biden, ya numbnuts! But, please, do go on:

A potential Swift appearance at Super Bowl LVIII alongside her boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, has already prompted the MAGA right’s culture-war pugilists into a conspiracy-fueled froth about how this NFL season has been rigged to boost Biden.”-Adam Rawnsley, Aswan SueBSaeng, Rolling Stone

Meh. What is not rigged in the media when it comes to supporting Joe Biden? With the dismal approval numbers, Joe needs all the help he can get and sure, there will be some 20-something year-old fangirls out there who are dumb enough to hang on every word Taylor Swift utters to include, “I endorse Joe Biden”. Yes, they are dim-witted twits. Vote for the dirty, old, corrupt man because your idol who writes breakup songs to catchy melodies says so. He’s sure to make the world a better place.

Back to Nancy “go back to China” Pelosi’s San Fran buddy, Kara Swisher. She predicts “MAGA Tears”. She craves ’em, as a matter of fact because the MAGA crowd is like Elon, a bunch of “adult toddlers” or something:

(The Trump campaign would) be against ice cream next because Joe Biden eats a lot of it. It’s bizarre and really wrongheaded because she really does have a platform well beyond even theirs.

They should embrace her, she’s a capitalist, she made billions of dollars for the economy, she– you know, the Fed even said she could’ve kept us out of recession, along with Beyonce and Barbie. It’s just– it’s inexplicable why they are doing this. I see why they are trying to impugn her, but it’s just not gonna work, and now she’s going to the Super Bowl, so– and the other choice is San Francisco, so MAGA tears everywhere I guess.”-Kara Swisher

Umm, Kara? Taylor Swift is not “going to the Super Bowl”, the athletes on both teams are. But yes, she will be there cheering on the “boyf” after her time travel from Tokyo. But if Taylor Swift has done so much for this economy, why doesn’t she run on the Democratic ticket? Don’t get too excited fangirls, I’m not serious. Admittedly, the Presidential Addresses would be a hell of a lot more entertaining and, well, she might even do better at the whole foreign policy thing than so-called “foreign policy expert”, Joe Biden. Just tell the Houthi Haters who are gonna hate, hate, hate to “Shake it Off”, Tay Tay.

Sure, Taylor Swift is a capitalist, Swisher, who sometimes likes to capitalize on someone else’s lyrics. And, correction, she made billions of dollars for herself. Taylor Swift didn’t do this out of the kindness of her heart for any of the American people. It’s not like she’s thrown her billions at people trying to pay for their gas at the pump or at struggling families at a grocery store. So, really, Taylor Swift has done nothing for the economy. And, if we are relying on our celebrities to bail us out of this craptastic economy Joe Biden created, I am not exactly seeing any of them Roger up their resources or wealth. Nope. They want the rest of us little people to do that heavy lifting.

But Swiftie Kara Swisher, and the rest of the left who have been crying and whining for years, will keep the propaganda machine going about “paranoid MAGA conspiracy theorists” who will be crying in their beers on Super Bowl Sunday because Kelce, T-Swizzle and The San Francisco 49ers-oh my! There will be a “holy war”, they say. There will be “MAGA Tears”, they say. Their assumption (and you know what happens when one assumes) is that, collectively, any of us who are not on the side of Joe Biden will be crying “MAGA Tears”. Trust us, we won’t. We may catch a glimpse of some football, but there will be no hysterics amongst level-headed Americans with our brains intact and we will not be running around like the “adult toddlers” she thinks we are.

In the meantime, here’s to a Swift Kick In The Ass for Biden 2024!

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