John Kerry: Man, I wish it was Sarah Palin who had disappeared

John Kerry: Man, I wish it was Sarah Palin who had disappeared

John Kerry, good-for-nothing senator extraordinaire, has come out of hiding to show us his rather odd sense of humor. Upon finding out that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was missing, he made a wisecrack: why couldn’t it have been Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin who was missing and possibly dead??

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

The Democratic-centric crowd laughed.

Of course, Kerry couldn’t know that 24-hours later the Sanford story would get even stranger when the Republican governor confessed he had actually been in Argentina over Father’s Day weekend – a long, long way from the Appalachian Trail – and with his paramour, no less.

That’s nice. A sitting governor goes missing, and no one knows where he is. For all we knew at the time, he could have been dead. And John Kerry’s response was to joke that he wished it was Sarah Palin who was missing and possibly dead instead.

What a classy, classy guy.

Hat Tip: Hot Air

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10 Comments
  • I R A Darth Aggie says:

    Courage, JFK. Courage.

  • John Doe says:

    Quickie video that nicely chronicles the Sanford scandal: http://www.newsy.com/videos/from_argentina_with_love_and_apologies

  • Knightbrigade says:

    AHH yes, good ol’ “LIVE SHOT” can’t help but be the POS goof that he is.

    Something about Sarah Palin’s pure Conservatism just scares the crap out of libtards. Gotta love it!!!

  • JW M says:

    Sarah really has the Dumbocrats worried. So just maybe there is still hope for our country.

  • Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET says:

    For the former Lt.(jg) and scumbag from Massachusetts. Someone should take a razor strap to his backside,frequently and at a very high speed.
    (jg)=junior grade/0-2 on the payscale. One step above the most dangerous thing in the Navy. That being a brand new Ensign.

  • Mark says:

    Who’s John Kerry?

  • greg says:

    It’s interesting to note that when this “joke” became public knowledge, Gov. Palin was on her way over to Kosovo to visit AK National Guard troops, and visit wounded soldiers in hospitals in Germany.

    It should also be noted that Gov. Palin fired back at Kerry with, “John Kerry, why the long face?” line at the end of her 10 minute address to the troops.

    I like it that Gov. Palin doesn’t just sit back and take all the crap they dump on her, she fights back.

  • Lee says:

    Wow…
    It never ceases to amaze me how fearful the touchy-feelies are of Palin.
    Makes me believe more all along that she’s one of the better if not the best choice for ’12.
    Her time might just have arrived assuming we have a nation left to save-

  • Knott Buyinit says:

    Sarah Palin vs. John Kerry.

    I would be hard pressed to come up with two better representatives of their respective parties. In this corner, a pro-life, bible-waving Protestant evangelical, blue-collar, moose-shooting, directional-college, Reaganista, gorgeous, charismatic woman from ‘Sticksville’ – and in this corner, a pro-choice, back-sliding Roman Catholic hypocrite, blue-blood, gun-banning, Ivy-league, Kennedy-wannabe, homely, dull-as-dirt man from New England.

    Whoosh!

  • Ironwolf32 says:

    Is this the same John Kerry that one-hopped a ceremonial first pitch? Or insulted the troops saying that their lack of intelligence got them stuck in Iraq? Or got married for the sole purpose of golddigging?

    He should be ignored and ridiculed, not listened to….

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