If you ever wonder how we ended up with Barack Obama as president, then all you need to do is look at the hysterics surrounding the Arizona illegal immigration bill. One response in particular is both hilarious and horrifying.
Opponents of Arizona’s new anti-immigrant law are calling for a boycott of the state’s products – including the popular Arizona Iced Tea.
The problem: Arizona Iced Tea is actually brewed in New York.
Online, misguided tea fans vowed to switch to Lipton or Snapple.
“Dear Arizona: If you don’t change your immigration policy, I will have to stop drinking your enjoyable brand of iced tea,” Twittered Jody Beth in Los Angeles.
“It is the drink of fascists,” wrote Travis Nichols in Chicago.
The company did not return messages asking if they planned to set the public straight.
Founded in Brooklyn in 1992, the firm was based in Queens before moving into a new $35 million headquarters in Nassau County last year.
So these are the people we should listen to regarding this Arizona immigration debate?
Apparently, there are some Arizona-based companies facing boycotts: Cold Stone Creamery, Best Western, and U-Haul. I tell you what, I just started a wedding diet. But if it makes up for liberal idiots boycotting them, then I can indulge for one night in some Birthday Cake Remix tonight. I suggest you all do the same.
From: Arizona Iced Tea
To: Jody Beth in LA
Please do desist from drinking our tea. You see, we prefer to sell it to intelligent people who understand that it’s not made in Arizona.
Boycott Arizona!!! Support the drug cartels!!!
I’ll go out and find a Cold Stone Creamery.
The Hypocrite of the Year (absolutely no contest) goes to Mexican Presidente Felipe Calderón Hinojosa. He’s complaining bitterly about Arizona’s law. Mexico’s immigration law makes Arizona look like Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
Chris M-G says: “Do as I say, not as I do,” as they say.
nathan says: Hey, I worked at Coldstone for two years and didn’t know they were based out of Arizona. Thanks for letting me know so my friends and I can boycott them too. As if we didn’t already hate them for how shitty they treat their employees, this is great.
And yeah, I know that is the total opposite intent of your post, but screw you. Liberals are in control for a reason, deal.
Chris M-G says: Yeah- they’re in control because of a community organizer who can’t do anything else effectively.
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