Hillary Clinton has emerged from her walk in the woods and will soon publish a book of essays discussing her life, her failed Presidential campaign(s), and her pastoral aspirations??

Hillary Clinton wants to preach. That’s what she told Bill Shillady, her longtime pastor, at a recent photo shoot for his new book about the daily devotionals he sent her during the 2016 campaign. Scattered bits of reporting suggest that ministry has always been a secret dream of the two-time presidential candidate: Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.” The incident perfectly captures Clinton’s long campaign to modulate—and sometimes obscure—expressions of her faith.

Wait, what? She’s been thinking about becoming a minister since 1994? Is this something real and genuine, or is this the eleventy billionth reinvention of Hillary?

It seems that Shillady, at Hillary’s request, has compiled all the devotionals he sent her into a book titled Strong For A Moment Like This. A book that will be publishing at approximately the same time as this book:

Yes, we all know what happened back in November. We also know that Hillary waited nearly a full day to give a concession speech, one in which she quoted from a devotional Bill Shillady sent her:

Needless to say, the reactions to Hillary’s pastoral aspirations have run the gamut.

https://twitter.com/305Pirate/status/895837946506616832

Wait…she didn't delete it?

— Matt Hartman (@TheMattHartman) August 11, 2017

Email? Bad idea. Shoulda send a postcard.

— michigantom (@A_Clarion_Call) August 11, 2017

And, of course, a certain hashtag started trending on Twitter. 

Our Lady of Blessed Failure #HillaryChurches

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 10, 2017

HAHAHAHA!! OUCH.

Now CNN has obtained an email that he sent her the morning after she lost the election. You can read the entire email here.

“God doesn’t close one door without opening another, but it can be hell in the hallway.” My sister Hillary. You, our nation, our world is experiencing a black Friday. Our hope is that Sunday is coming. But it might well be hell for a while.