Halloween approaches and the annual Screeching of the Easily Offended™ campaign can be heard throughout the land. The bullying and policing of costumes, decorations, and party themes has moved from universities to corporations.

Problematic Pumpkins

Halloween is pretty popular at Casa Click. Front yard transformed into a graveyard. Skeletons, pumpkins, and assorted props with a black, orange and grey color scheme. However, it looks like anyone possessing or displaying plastic pumpkins in the color black are, of course, RAAAACIST!!!

Bed Bath & Beyond has stopped selling black jack-o’-lanterns amid complaints that they are another form of blackface.

The home goods store stopped selling the product following outrage over a Halloween display using the pumpkins in Nyack, New York. [snip]

Wilbur Aldridge, the regional director at the NAACP, said in a statement that the pumpkin design “shows an extreme lack of sensitivity.”

“By now I would believe everyone [would] know that anything in Black face is offensive… Equally as offensive is that a retail store would have such an item in [their] inventory for general purchase,” the statement read, according to News 12.

ANYTHING in “blackface”? What does that actually mean? A plastic pumpkin for Halloween decorations can be any color but if it’s black it is blackface? Of course, the corporate execs immediately rolled over in the face of this manufactured crisis.

Next up, fashion designers, designing while white, will be forbidden to offer next season’s little black dress. Cuz anything…

You can’t wear THAT Halloween costume!

We’ve seen for years now that universities – the sites of Great Wokeness – who hold annual Sex Weeks, become downright Carrie Nations when it comes to Halloween Costumes. Each year the list of what students can’t wear grows as it becomes an annual rite for the self-declared oppressed (while attending universities with 5-figure tuition) to come up with new items that suddenly offend them. Victory Girl Toni Williams took point on this last year.

However, I will admit, this caught me by surprise.

Ask Kmart to remove child bride costume from its shelves – Sign the Petition! https://t.co/2V4raCTcp3 via @ChangeAUS

— David Hill (@davidmhill) October 22, 2019

Say, what? Little girls have wanted to dress up as princesses, fairies, and brides for as long as trick-or-treat has been around. Who could ever be offended by a wedding dress?

Oh, wait.

A child bride costume currently exists on Kmart shelves in children’s sizes. Tell Kmart this is beyond inappropriate and offensive and that they have a social responsibility to pull this item off their shelves immediately. Please help me get this message to Kmart by signing this petition.

Each year, 12 million children (girls as young as 6 years old – the same size as this “costume”) are sold or married off by their family without their consent. That’s one million child marriages per month!

It is a special kind of stupid, with all the feelz, that a budget Halloween wedding dress costume is an endorsement of child marriage. And shame on K-Mart for yanking the costume.

By the way, has this mush-for-brains female ever seen what girls wear for first communion?

Playing dress up is just something kids do. Being a pretend bride is no more an endorsement of child marriage as being a pretend zombie is an endorsement of cannibalism.

[Yikes. I hope I’m not giving anyone ideas for next year’s outrage!]

I don’t know about you. But I’ve had it up to here with incessant pilgrimages to Mount You-Can’t-Do-That. Lighten up or shut up, Karen. Me? I’m tired of it.

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