#FutureDavidHoggCareer As We See It

#FutureDavidHoggCareer As We See It

#FutureDavidHoggCareer As We See It

When David Hogg’s fifteen minutes are up, we are wondering what careers he will be qualified for. Being a Leftwing human shield does age-out, you know.

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  • Paul says:

    When the left is done with these kids, it will be a painful life lesson and #thethudheardroundtheworld. Perhaps Mother Sheehan has a room to spare.

  • Max says:

    Boss Hogg seems really well-funded. For now.

  • RustyGunner says:

    Being the public face of a movement to curtail human rights will become very uncomfortable for this punk when his backers have moved on to the next contestant but gun owners still remember.

    Anyone hire Lon Horiuchi lately?

  • txjohn says:

    Watch for his “martyrdom”
    It’ll be a false flag aimed at the NRA…some crazy who’s been given a MAGA hat…Just watch.

  • Romey says:

    The fame from a National presence can be a heady experience. No doubt there are many high school type groupies wanting his attention. This will come to an end. His ability, or really lack of ability, will bring his attraction to a halt. Too bad. As you so beautifully illustrate, his job prospects will be limited. Too bad.

  • TWP says:

    You left off the Jugendarmband.

  • Del Varner says:

    The first thing you know is that he guaranteed to be accepted into Harvard, Yale, Stanford, etc. He can hid in those place for years

  • MJ says:

    Calling it now. The deep state will shoot Hogg to create a martyr.

  • John C Stephens says:

    I predict an early and nasty downward spiral of drugs and legal problems. He’ll wind up either dead or a televangelist.

  • wodun says:

    He will probably go postal or have a few #metoo moments with activist groupies.

  • Flying Dutchman says:

    Come on buddy… extend the fingers on your right hand out straight. You KNOW you want to….

    And you need a catchphrase. How about… “Strength Through Joy”?

  • Wayne says:

    He could get a job with Hertz sucking pharts out of car seats.

  • tim maguire says:

    I’m half joking (but only half joking). I could see him becoming a school shooter. Just to teach us all a lesson.

  • auldzalt says:

    More likely;”Arbeit Macht Frei”. He’s not big or fit enough to be Waffen SS, but he is perfect for a Kamp Guard.

  • Fen says:

    He’s done a great job recruiting new members for the NRA. Pretty clever getting the Left to cover his expenses too.

    If he is shot will know it’s false flag martyrdom by DeepState. Because people like me would use a baseball bat to drive home the point that he should have been armed.

    My pity goes to the girl (Emma?). She won’t be killed, she’ll be taken and kept to be used and discarded.

  • Bart says:

    I hear there’s an opening for a “Safety Specialist” in the Coward County school district.

  • Bandit says:

    Is there something wrong with working at McDonalds?

    • Greg says:

      Only as a career. It’s a very good place to teach young people that “This is so NOT what I want to do for the rest of my life!”

    • cheeflo says:

      Not at all. But I suspect he has grander visions of his future. Can’t imagine why.

  • GWB says:

    Being a Leftwing human shield does age-out, you know.
    Unless you go out via steamroller, first.

  • FiftycalTX says:

    He doesn’t have enough asian features to be Red Guard. Now if he bleached his hair blonde and got the armband and brown shirt he proposed, he could be the new generation of Hitler Youth.

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