Ella Emhoff can now be added to the list of liberal meltdowns. Who can blame her/they/them-whatever she calls herself? She won’t have a room at The White House in January.

Nope, Ella Emhoff will be stuck in Bushwick knitting ugly sweaters with her fellow hipsters. This is very sad and tragic for Ella, who cannot help but to ugly cry.

Truly no words. We are all going to get through this. It just f–king hurts like a bitch right now and that’s ok.

Just please check in on your people right now. I’m here for all of you and I love you guys.”-Ella Emhoff

Mobilize and Organize, she says, like the true indoctrinated Socialist she is.

Emhoff went on to have the sads on her Substack page, Soft Pins:

Ooof… What. A. Week.

I feel like we all need this extra this week.

I know we are all feeling a lot of emotions right now. That’s normal, and it would be weird if we weren’t. I know I’ve gone through about 10 cycles of sadness, rage, and stress—and that was just this morning.

I think it’s important to feel them all so they don’t fester inside. One way I always make myself feel better is by harnessing that anger and sadness into creativity. I know that’s not for everyone. It can be really hard to create when things feel so uncertain.

I just want you all to know that I’m here for you. This space has already felt so calming and special to me, and now, more than ever, I’m going to make it a space where we can all just relax and take our minds off things. Or not, and just be together as a crafting community. Community is what we need to uplift right now.”-Ella Emhoff

Ooof! What a week is right! By the looks of her “creativity” that is harnessed (with the exception of the cuddly cow and the cute pup she pictured), some of us are so happy that she will not be unleashing that creativity on The White House. Sheesh. Instead, we have Melania. Thank God!

I guess people won’t be finding Ketamine in the West Wing. Forgive me for not being more sympathetic to Ms. Ella Emhoff. I know, she’s someone’s daughter and she’s “f-cking hurting like a b-tch right now”.

She knows she just lost out on the big time liberal influencer money.

— Ranch Barlow (@iamranchbarlow) November 6, 2024

Ella Emhoff is not the only would-be liberal influencer who is not packing her bags and moving to Washington D.C. to live off our dime in a few months. Tim Walz’s daughter, Hope, is also at her breaking point:

This country does not deserve Kamala Harris. That woman should go live her best life wherever she wants, doing whatever she wants, because we don’t deserve her at this point.

The only people who delivered this election were black women and we failed them“-Hope Walz

Nor did we “deserve” your dad, Hope. And, as far as “failing the black community” goes, why don’t you ask Gwen, about that one? Or, did you, too, enjoy the smell of black communities burning down during the 2020 riots with windows wide open?

While Ella Emhoff crochets and sleeps things off for days on end like any good liberal with a trust fund and without a real job can afford to do, Hope Walz chooses to chow down on Sponge Bob Mac n’ Cheese and binge watch Outer Banks to “cope”. It’s okay, though. These two little lefties will eventually come out of their cocoons to emerge with a vengeance to organize.

I’m just really grateful I am who I am and I’m on the side of love and hope and joy and progress.”-Hope Walz

Because the rest of us aren’t. The rest of us who were tired of dropping over $100 dollars at the grocery store once a week and insane amounts at the gas pump have no love and no hope and no joy. The rest of us who saw our inner cities tragically fall to absolute crap because of the influx of illegal criminals, drugs, murders, rapes, assaults, were not on the side of love and hope and joy and progress. The rest of us who criticized tampons in boys’ bathrooms not as “progress” are a bunch of uneducated, racist-fascist-nazi-bigots who hate, hate, hate.

You are sooooooo much better than all of America, Hope Walz and Ella Emhoff. We don’t deserve you both!

Anyone else think these girls deserve a good slap upside the head? Doug? Dougie? Where are you?

Life goes on. Hope can go on eating highly-processed food and color in her coloring books while watching Netflix on the taxpayer dime a little bit more before she has to go out and use her Gender Studies minor for work as a social worker. And someone, somewhere, will buy Ella Emhoff’s hideous creations. Ella, also, can be “unburdened by what has been” and go full-on with herfundraising for Hamas, braided armpit hair and all.

I know. Ooof.

Somehow, we think these two will be okay. And, thankfully, now, so will the rest of our country.

Photo Credit: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff from Washington D.C, United States, CC BY 2.0 , via Wikimedia Commons/Cropped