sarah rocks missouri!
Previous post

Dumb libtard comment of the day: using a gun is JUST LIKE using a hair dryer!

Dumb libtard comment of the day: using a gun is JUST LIKE using a hair dryer!

Apparently, I’m a marksman with a pistol because of the years and years of experience using a hair dryer. That’s according to the oh-so-intelligent person who left the following comment:

Crazy Johnnie
eddy.towns@yahoo.com

Your bra strap is showing. Learn to handle a weapon like a true warrior; quit using the gun to get attention. My guess, your pistol marksmanship is good, while your knowledge of guns and marksmanship is poor. Most women are natural good shots with a handgun; it’s usually due to many years with a hair dryer. Prove me wrong, or I will start a blog that crushes you. Try me Cassy. My intellectual prowess and connections will be your undoing. I have mentioned your lack of class and your bra strap before, and all you did was delete my comment. Bring it on.

See? Women are good with guns because we blow-dry our hair! It’s exactly the same thing! Pointing a large electrical device that blows hot air at our heads is the same thing as pointing a gun at a target and pulling the trigger! Yet somehow, I need to learn to handle the weapon like a “true warrior”. Nevermind that in that picture, I’m pretty sure it’s clear that I was posing for a f—ing picture and not trying to look like the portrait of good marksmanship and form (because if I was, I would surely fail and just look like a moron). I’ll go ahead and admit it: I’m not the best shot in the world. I have good days and bad days. I don’t go to the range nearly as much as I would like to, and certainly not enough to become a skilled marksman. It’s OK to me though, as my Marine is an expert shot and he’s more than good enough for the both of us. If I would just devote more time to shooting, and actually start buying guns, I know I’d improve, but that takes… you know… time. And money. And at 24, and working two jobs, I don’t usually have an abundance of those two things. An inconceivable concept to a libtard troll who probably lives in his mommy’s basement and has nothing better to do than insult bloggers on their “marksmanship”, I’m sure. And all the same, I’d still be willing to bet that I’m a much better shot than this douchebag.

Anyway, this comment was left in response to my post about the mindset of Obama voters, where I posted a video of a woman saying if Obama wins, she won’t have to worry about filling up her gas tank or paying her mortgage anymore. And this libtard’s very clever, very intelligent response was to mock my picture and my knowledge of guns, in a not-so-intelligent way. I guess I just don’t see the relevancy there.

That couldn’t possibly be because he had no actual intellectual comeback, could it?

Hmm.

Oh well. I guess I better stop this blog post, before this crazy fellow starts a blog and CRUSHES ME with his intellectual prowess and connections.

And in honor of our new libtard friend Crazy Johnnie, here’s a music video for the afternoon:

Written by

12 Comments
  • Lee says:

    I’m already crushed by the idiocy of his intellectual prowess…
    Still trying to figure out the whole handgun/hairdryer analogy. So you can learn how to skillfully use a handgun, and train to utilize good practical tactics, but a REAL warrior carries a Conair blow dryer into combat?? Help me out here, I’m missing something…

  • GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET says:

    Many years ago, the Missus picked up my Colt Lawman III at the range. She had never held it before. At this point she proceeded to put all six in the black at 30 paces. 158 grain lead semi-wadcutter over 15.2 grains of Hercules 2400.
    Hair dryer my ass.

  • Joe Duncan says:

    More tolerance from the left. Of course they are never sexist or racist. This is probably some woman that is jealous that you are prettier than she is.

  • Mat says:

    Moron Johnnie is more like it. His “connections” is probably his ambilical cord still attached to his mommy…

  • JW M says:

    what a maroon!!(historical reference) Keep up the good work, Most excellent blog.

  • Fangbeer says:

    Don’t you see? He’s one of those enlightened liberals that defends woman’s rights. Unless of course those women are Republican. Then it’s appropriate and proper to make condescending comments about their clothes and hair.

  • Standard leftist idiocy – with anonymity as a standard policy so the person can’t have said idiocy pinned to them. Classy.

  • Denise says:

    Ooh, Cassy, aren’t you skeered?? What a dope. Hair dryer = gun? He’s probably too limp-wristed to hold up a hair dryer, let alone a gun. It’s not like they are equal in weight now, is it? He should just go get his binky and lay down for his nap now, before he hurts himself.

  • Lemme see…gun is to hairdryer as asshole is to…

    Sorry. I’m just trying to figure out what this fellow has been doing to become so competent at what he does.

  • I R A Darth Aggie says:

    “He” also failed to make fun of your boobies.

    Maybe you should put up a “help Cassy buy another handgun” tip jar?

  • MrMutatoHead says:

    Typical, he only notices your bra strap and not the lovely weapon you are holding…c’mon, I wasn’t going to go there, but it is implied. What a moron…
    Hey, if Dip Shiddy and Whinye West can make millions pretending to be musicians, then it is only appropriate that lowest common demoninator-slough-fed idiots would fawn over such a pretend leader as the (A)bomanation.
    Looks like God has damned America, indeed.

  • Sisyphus says:

    Yes, he is “crazy” alright.

    Cassy, I’d be hiding under my bed if I were you. This grand intellect is going to “crush” you.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Subscribe
Become a Victory Girl!

Are you interested in writing for Victory Girls? If you’d like to blog about politics and current events from a conservative POV, send us a writing sample here.
Ava Gardner
gisonboat
rovin_readhead