Coffee Time Is Not On Tim Walz’s Dime

Coffee Time Is Not On Tim Walz’s Dime

Coffee Time Is Not On Tim Walz’s Dime

As some of us sip our morning coffee and get ready for our workday where we do the ol’ daily grind to support our families, VP hopeful, Tim Walz, wants you to know that he is a “working middle-class man“, too.

A working, middle-class man who forgets his wallet, apparently.

The Harris campaign stopped over in Phoenix, Arizona where early voting has begun. Walz waltzes in to a coffee shop with his daughter with plans of meeting Second “gentleman”, Doug Emhofff and some of his family. Total order at Orto Cafe? A coffee for Mr. Emhoff, an iced tea for Walz, as well as cinnamon morning bun, banana bread, and a guava danish.

Just a normal day in the life of a Midwestern, middle-class American, right? Well…at least until the coffee shop employee rings up the total and both Walz and Emhoff realize they have no money!

As these two scrubs walk off with their morning fuel, Walz’s daughter is left, seemingly with the bill and “exposed”. Apparently, she could not pay the cashier, either!

I feel exposed right now.

Someone will be up here to pay.”

Translation: The campaign staffers will be up to pay. The American people who fund this stupid campaign will be up to pay.

Now, most of us have not fallen off the turnip truck here. Most American men do not “forget” their wallets. In fact, it is harder these days than it ever was to do so. I would be willing to bet that Mr. Walz and Mr. Emhoff both have a debit card stashed in their suit pockets somewhere or a cell phone with a debit card attached. This is 2024, after all.

I wonder if this clown show did the very same thing in Pennsylvania when Kamala was craving Doritos after chopping up some of her word salads. At least it looked like they had enough campaign staffers there to fund the Sheetz snack run.

They’re just regular, everyday Americans!

The optics of this, no matter which way you look at them, are not good. First, we see Walz and Emhoff walking away to leave Walz’s daughter to explain and “feel exposed”. Did Walz and Emhoff assume that just by walking in to Orto Cafe that their items would be comped? Or did they legit believe campaign staff would swoop in and take care of the bill? And what is it, exactly, about two GROWN MEN walking off with their coffee and pastry and leaving the “little girl” to explain the situation that is “normal” in the lives of everyday Americans?

Tienanamin Tampon Tim, Father of The Year, right there! Between tugging his autistic son on stage as if he were some sort of wild animal to letting his daughter explain away his bad behavior while he goes to sip his iced tea and shove his ugly mug with a danish, I am not sure what is worse.

The whole scene reeks of Democrat hypocrisy. Everyone else walking into Cafe Orto will pay their fair share (and then some thanks to Biden/Harris inflation) while these two dirtbags stroll off with coffee in-hand with no explanation. As if these provisions were owed to them. It’s as if they are used to just walking off and not paying the bill. This is also what “women’s equality” got us. A young woman left to explain why two older “gentlemen” (one being her own father) are being douchebags.

And yes, there is that, too. Put a Black man and a Hispanic man in their place. Now, play out the same scene. Unless, it is, of course, Barack Obama. Then, Democrat-leaning customers would be offering to kneel before him and wash his feet while he sipped his free latte, purchased off the backs of minimum-wage workers who live off of tips.

My guess is both Walz and Emhoff are crappy tippers, too.

As for Tim Walz’s daughter feeling “exposed”, my condolences go out to her. But she wasn’t the one who was “exposed”, here. As the old saying goes, when the baboon climbs up the tree, he shows his….uh, yeah. Believe it when you see it.

Featured Image: Office of Governor Tim Walz/Flickr/Public Domain/cropped & edited in Canva Pro

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  • GWB says:

    WTH is a “cinnamon morning bun”? Is that how a redhead puts her hair up before getting in the shower?
    Or did they mean a “cinnamon roll” as normal people call it? And who’s “weird” in this campaign, again?
    (Don’t even get me started on a “guava danish.” It’s like wearing a sign that says “SOY MALE.”)

    I would be willing to bet that Mr. Walz and Mr. Emhoff both have a debit card stashed in their suit pockets somewhere
    Nope. They need to have clean lines in their suits. There is probably a briefcase somewhere with their wallets AND cellphones. I bet neither one has paid directly for anything in years. (Nor have the probably answered their own phone, except maybe at home.)

    stroll off with coffee in-hand
    Here’s the thing about this, IMO: in what universe do you only pay for your coffee in one of these places after it’s delivered to you? You ALWAYS pay, then get out of line for the next guy to order while you WAIT for your coffee to be brought up (along with your food). That’s where that whole horrific “what name?” came from – because they had to let people know whose order was being brought to the counter.
    So, what special deal (or is this a special sort of coffee house?) did they get to have their coffee before paying?

    My guess is both Walz and Emhoff are crappy tippers, too.
    “Tips? You shouldn’t have to live off tips! We’re working to make sure you get $20/hr stirring hot water into a cup so that you don’t have to get tips to survive!”
    “But, what about now, before I get $20 an hour? Sir? Where are you going, sir? You didn’t sign, sir. Sir?”

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