Trump Opens Negotiations On Panama Canal And Greenland

Trump Opens Negotiations On Panama Canal And Greenland

We are so back! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. President Once and Again Donald Trump, the real estate mogul, has opened negotiations for regaining the Panama Canal…

It’s Not About Matt Gaetz, It’s About Justice

It’s Not About Matt Gaetz, It’s About Justice

Yuck, eeuw, icky. Criminently! The House Ethics Committee has released their report on former Congressman Matt Gaetz. This report makes bilge water look pure. Jebus. We are…

Joe Biden Gives 37 Federal Death Row Inmates A Major Christmas Gift

Joe Biden Gives 37 Federal Death Row Inmates A Major Christmas Gift

Joe Biden continues his pardon spree. This time it’s 37 prisoners on federal death row who had their sentences commuted to life in prison.

John Fetterman Is Taking His Job Seriously

John Fetterman Is Taking His Job Seriously

John Fetterman, the Democrat Pennsylvania Senator, seems to be the only Democrat who takes the job of representation seriously. He’s busy meeting with Donald Trump’s cabinet picks…

Dems’ Attempt to Paint Musk as Super Enemy of Democracy Fails

Dems’ Attempt to Paint Musk as Super Enemy of Democracy Fails

Once upon a time, Congress managed to work well enough together to make sure budgets were passed and the government didn’t have to shut down. Even when…

Biden Reportedly Considering Cleaning Out Federal Death Row

Biden Reportedly Considering Cleaning Out Federal Death Row

Is Joe Biden really in charge any longer? He was barely involved in the budget debate that just happened, and once he was done pardoning his son,…

Democrats Whine About Cancer Funding, Trip Over Rejected Bill

Democrats Whine About Cancer Funding, Trip Over Rejected Bill

While we continue to wait and see if a continuing resolution of any kind will be hammered out by day’s end, Democrats have gone back to their…

CR Fails: Chuck Schumer Wants Original Pork-Laden Bill Back On Table

CR Fails: Chuck Schumer Wants Original Pork-Laden Bill Back On Table

So much for a clean CR (continuing resolution). It failed the House vote. That’s ok according to Chuck Schumer. He wants the original 1500 page pork-filled bill…

WSJ: The White House Hid Joe’s Cognitive Decline From The World

WSJ: The White House Hid Joe’s Cognitive Decline From The World

This morning, the Wall Street Journal, ripped away the curtain. Jill, the campaign, Kamala, and White House spent the last five years covering up Joe’s cognitive decline…

Paris Hilton Gets Legislation Passed Against Child Abuse

Paris Hilton Gets Legislation Passed Against Child Abuse

She’s all grown up now! The “Stop Institutional Child Abuse Bill” advocated by entrepreneur Paris Hilton has passed and will be signed by Joe Biden. The Stop…

Word Salad Kamala Lands $20 Million Book Deal

Word Salad Kamala Lands $20 Million Book Deal

Evidently, book publishers REALLY wanted Word Salad Kamala to write a tell-all book about her time in the White House.

Trump To Congress: I’m Watching You And Your Votes

Trump To Congress: I’m Watching You And Your Votes

Joe Biden is a complete nonentity in the waning days of his administration. Donald Trump is being deferred to as if he was already president, in name…

Herschel Walker Nominated As Bahamas Ambassador In Trump 2.0

Herschel Walker Nominated As Bahamas Ambassador In Trump 2.0

If we only select perfect men and women for positions of honor in our society, we will be sh*t out of luck. We are a fallen people,…

Jill Biden Will Retire Because Someone Has To Watch Joe

Jill Biden Will Retire Because Someone Has To Watch Joe

Acting President First Lady Jill Biden has announced that she will be following her husband into retirement once they leave the White House.

Sad Gnome! George Stephanopoulos Humiliated Over ABC’S $16 Million Trump Settlement

Sad Gnome! George Stephanopoulos Humiliated Over ABC’S $16 Million Trump Settlement

What a sad little gnome George Stephanopoulos is these days. How DARE ABC settle with Donald Trump and hand him $16 million dollars!

Trump Survival Guide For Democrats

Trump Survival Guide For Democrats

It’s going to be a tough, hard slog for Democrats. They will need a Survival Guide for the Trump Years in the Oval Office. Democrat Strategist Ed…

Donald Trump’s Loyalty To Assassinated Shinzo Abe Of Japan

Donald Trump’s Loyalty To Assassinated Shinzo Abe Of Japan

Since the day that President Trump came down the golden escalator in 2015, the media has carped on the fact that Trump demands loyalty but “extreme loyalty”…

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