Tim Walz Goes On Tour

Tim Walz Goes On Tour

Reports are rolling in that good old Timmy Tampon Tim Walz is hitting the road again—this time targeting Republican House districts. Oh, joy. The Minnesota governor and…

Star Wars – Senator Mark Kelly Versus Elon Musk

Star Wars – Senator Mark Kelly Versus Elon Musk

Everyone used to think astronauts were so smart. Must be, right? They passed lots of tests. The only people who think that now have never heard Bill…

Hunter Biden Cries Over The Collapse of His Art Career

Hunter Biden Cries Over The Collapse of His Art Career

Poor little rich boy, Hunter. His life existing in the shadow of his late older brother. The family gopher and bagman. Dilettante and drug addict, now crying…

Explosions In D.C. When Zelenskyy Blows It Up

Explosions In D.C. When Zelenskyy Blows It Up

if you missed it, you missed the best fight on television since Alexis Carrington and Krystal Carrington duked it out on Dynasty, except Miss Ellie from Dallas…

Gavin Newsom Wants To Be Joe Rogan

Gavin Newsom Wants To Be Joe Rogan

Funny thing happened on the trail of Gov. Hairgel’s run for President. Seems he took notice of podcaster extraordinaire Joe Rogan’s new media influence of 2024 and…

Shiri Bibas Is STILL Missing After Hamas’ Evil Bait-And-Switch

Shiri Bibas Is STILL Missing After Hamas’ Evil Bait-And-Switch

We all watched the grotesquely evil parade earlier yesterday as Hamas and Palestinian citizens – terrorists all – held a gleeful rally over the caskets of Ariel…

Karen Bass And The Mystery Of The Hidden Wind Warnings

Karen Bass And The Mystery Of The Hidden Wind Warnings

She’s on the case! It’s a mystery wrapped up in an enigma according to Mayor Karen Bass! This time, in an interview yesterday, she claims that NO…

Kamala Harris Serves Up a Word Salad Dressed With Wild Turkey

Kamala Harris Serves Up a Word Salad Dressed With Wild Turkey

Kamala Harris and hubby have been hitting Broadway this past weekend, but it looks like the shows aren’t the only thing the Queen of Cringe has been…

Kaitlan Collins Is Not Very Good At Her Job

Kaitlan Collins Is Not Very Good At Her Job

It seems as though President DJT is spot-on regarding CNN’s Kaitlan Collins. Read: she is not very good at her job.

Brave Virtue Signaling! Sheryl Crow Sells Tesla To Dunk On Elon Musk

Brave Virtue Signaling! Sheryl Crow Sells Tesla To Dunk On Elon Musk

In an epic stance of brave virtue signaling, Sheryl Crow thinks selling her Tesla will hit Elon Musk where it hurts. 

Holy Hypocrisy! Tom Homan Calls Out the Pope on U.S. Deportations

Holy Hypocrisy! Tom Homan Calls Out the Pope on U.S. Deportations

The news cycle is moving fast, and Tom Homan is adding his voice. He calls out the Pope for hypocrisy over U.S. mass deportations. Homan tells the…

Taylor Swift Loses Again

Taylor Swift Loses Again

Taylor Swift isn’t having the best time lately. First, the self-proclaimed childless cat lady backed Kamala Harris, only to watch her suffer a crushing defeat to Donald…

Render Yourself Infertile. That’ll Show Donald!

Render Yourself Infertile. That’ll Show Donald!

There’s an old saying: Resentment is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die. And that’s exactly what Michigan State Representative Laurie Pohutsky did when…

Rashida Tlaib And The Riviera Of The Middle East

Rashida Tlaib And The Riviera Of The Middle East

Rashida Tlaib is throwing a fit over the recent press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. In it, President Trump suggested the U.S. take over Gaza. He…

Yarden Bibas Released By Hamas Terrorists, Where Are The Babies?

Yarden Bibas Released By Hamas Terrorists, Where Are The Babies?

Where are the Bibas babies?? Hamas is refusing to say if Ariel, Kfir,or their mother Shiri are still alive. Yet, thankfully, earlier this morning, Yarden Bibas was…

Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell

Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why perpetual frowny-face Tim Walz is out doing interviews. Maybe it’s just to keep his miserable mug front…

Melania Trump Is No Part-Time FLOTUS

Melania Trump Is No Part-Time FLOTUS

Melania Trump made her first appearance outside the White House since the Inauguration, dressed in an outfit you’d probably find in anyone’s daily wardrobe—black skinny jeans, boots,…

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