Hunter Biden’s Finger Paintings Have Gone Up In Flames

Hunter Biden’s Finger Paintings Have Gone Up In Flames

Hunter Biden’s Finger Paintings Have Gone Up In Flames

Cities in California tragically burned to the ground, and Hunter Biden’s paintings have also been torched.

This, according to a source close to the Biden family. Some 200 works on canvas and metal were being stored by Hunter’s Hollywood attorney, Kevin Morris.

Now, I know what you’re thinking…

The art has been in storage in the Pacific Palisades and is, according to Biden’s attorney, Kevin Morris, “valued at nearly millions of dollars”. Sure it is. Can’t we all run to Hobby Lobby, buy some oil paints and splatter them on canvas, call it a “trove”, torch it, and say we have “millions of dollars in artwork” in “a storage unit somewhere”? Californians who lost everything may actually get more than $770 bucks from The Big Guy if they were to file insurance fraud.

Which, is what this is setting up to be. But, Hunter’s works are “true art”. Now, all is lost. The world is a darker place now that this “art” is gone.

“True art” worth millions of dollars and purchased by “anonymous” (friends) for access to Old Joe. “Curry Favor Mixed Medium” sold for $85,000 dollars, to “Anon”, don’t you know? But the whole lot of Hunter junk art is valued at millions.

They had best get on that insurance claim fast, though my guess is that Morris is already on it for Hunter.

But we cannot help but wonder if Hunter Biden’s “tortured artist” paintings getting burnt up in a fiery inferno is God’s warning to the (soon-to-be former) President and his son that judgement is a-coming. We are sure his “Sugar Bro”, and lawyer, Morris, who bailed him out of tax evasion with, wait for it, millions of dollars will trip over his own ass to get Hunter Biden (and family) some more cash they don’t need and ennsure this useless, inept, garbage human who avoids taxes, paying rent and providing child support (and also just happens to be the sitting pResident’s son), never has to work an honest damn day in his life. After all, Morris also paid Hunter’s monthly living expenses whilst the pResident’s son was living in Malibu. Morris also found his bro a celebrity literary agent to boost sales of Hunter’s written prose, “Beautiful Things”. He also-shocker, I know-is a big anti-Trump guy:

Morris gave $50,000 to Americans Keeping Country First, a super PAC set up to pay for the defense of Republican members of Congress who voted to impeach or convict President Donald Trump following last year’s Capitol riots, according to the Federal Election Commission. Ten House Republicans, including Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney and Illinois Rep Adam Kinzinger, were part of that group, and 222 Democrats voted to impeach Trump.”-Isabel Vincent, The New York Post

Riddle me this, Mr. Morris: if these works of “art” were worth “millions”, why in the flaming hell were they not stored in a fire-proof vault somewhere? It’s that much easier for these weasels, to include greasy-ponytail lawyer, Kevin Morris (yes, I know that was very “elementary school” of me) to claim these priceless, irreplaceable works of art-worth millions-were destroyed.

One could laugh about Hunter’s paintings going up in smoke, but the serious matter in this tragedy is that California families lost everything of sentimental value and then some. Pictures. Baby blankets and clothes that belonged to their grown children, being saved for the grandchildren. Grandma’s engagement ring. And, yes, other family members to include humans and beloved pets. All gone. Some dirtbag filing a “claim” about sh*tty paintings by an equally sh*tty human being, valued at “millions” in the hopes of getting some cash for himself and his bro is rich, man. So rich and disgusting, I might add. But, are we surprised?

It can’t fall soon enough. Too bad the pardoned son of Joe Biden lost his paintings priceless-valueless (FIFY) paintings. He should have stored them in The White House. They would have been in pristine condition come Move-Out-Monday.

Unfortunately, all Hunter Biden stored there was his bags of blow. My guess is the cocaine was worth more.

Feature Photo Credit: Ink Blot Biden, original artwork by Victory Girls Darleen Click

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2 Comments
  • Lloyd says:

    I didn’t know there was a finger paint version of paint-by-numbers. Could be good for old, slow Joe as he departs “public service”.

  • GWB says:

    They claim they’ve gone up in flames.
    You’re assuming they ever existed (at least in the quantities suggested).

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