Gee FBI, what’s the rush? It’s only been four years since someone traipsed around Washington D.C. on J6 and left pipe bombs near the DNC and RNC headquarters. But now, SUDDENLY, they want to find the person. ASAP.

A harrowing chapter in American history remains shrouded in mystery: Who planted pipe bombs outside offices of the Democratic and Republican national committees in Washington on the eve of the attack on the Capitol?

Hoping to generate new tips from the public, the FBI is releasing more information about its pipe bomb investigation, including an estimate that the unidentified suspect is about 5 feet 7 inches tall. The bureau also is posting previously unreleased video of the suspect placing one of the bombs.

A host of basic questions remains unanswered four years later. For starters, investigators haven’t determined if the suspect is a man or a woman. Nor have they established a clear link between the pipe bombs and the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the Capitol by a mob of Donald Trump’s supporters.

The FBI “can’t work on assumptions,” said David Sundberg, assistant director in charge of the bureau’s Washington field office.

This is both comical and infuriating. Plus, the timing of this new super important search is certainly interesting! 

The #FBI and our partners continue to offer a reward of up to $500,000 for information that leads to the suspect's arrest and conviction. If you have a tip, call 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324) or visit https://t.co/t8G7LO4hxu. Tips can remain anonymous. https://t.co/xHIDoPAj1F pic.twitter.com/DpllhdaZio

— FBI Washington Field (@FBIWFO) January 2, 2025

It’s comical and infuriating because the FBI has had four years to figure this out. Especially given that they were able to immediately hunt down J6 defendants, and collude with Twitter to shut down disinformation! Using the same methods as well. But no, let’s not assume anything.  

The FBI can’t find the J6 pipe bomber.

The FBI can’t find the guy who built the fake gallows on J6 either.

They can find literally everyone else except for those people.

Funny how that works

— Philip Anderson (@VoteHarrisOut) December 17, 2024

But now it’s absolutely urgent that the perp is found and turned in.

Please help pleads the FBI.

The FBI, which still has no suspects and has not determined a motive for the crimes, also announced Thursday that it estimates the suspect to be approximately 5 feet 7 inches tall.

~Snip

The suspect placed pipe bombs in a Capitol Hill neighborhood near the RNC and the DNC on Jan. 5, 2021, between approximately 7:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. the night before the Capitol riot.

The FBI has said the pipe bombs, which were discovered 15 hours after they were placed, were viable devices, or real bombs that could have seriously injured or killed innocent bystanders.

~Snip

One of the most important clues to officials investigating the case are the suspect’s shoes: Nike Air Max Speed Turf shoes with a gold logo.

Yet another infuriating statement from the FBI. They’ve had this information yet can’t seem to find the suspect after four years of searching, but they can damned well find anyone who even sneezed in D.C. on January 6th!

As I mentioned above, the timing of this new urgent search for the J6 pipe bomber is suspect for two reasons. 

One: Given everything that is going on regarding the NOLA and Trump Tower attacks, and the conflicting reports issued by the FBI, their credibility continues to tank rapidly. 

Two: A certain report was dropped by the House yesterday morning about the FBI and the pipe bomb investigation. It’s not pretty. Here are some of the highlights via RedState.

The Security Failures Associated with the Law Enforcement Response to the Pipe Bombs:

The USSS failed to identify one of the devices during security sweeps at the DNC, resulting in Vice President-elect Kamala Harris’s motorcade passing within feet of one of the pipe bombs. At least ten different USSS agents and two canine units came within feet of the pipe bomb before the Vice President-elect’s arrival yet never discovered the device.

USCP failed to properly secure and maintain a perimeter around the pipe bombs despite multiple orders to do so, allowing pedestrians and vehicular traffic to cross within feet of the explosive devices. USCP permitted vehicles and pedestrians to pass by the pipe bomb while USCP’s bomb robot engaged with the device. At the DNC, for example, more than 40 vehicles and 10 pedestrians breached the security perimeter around the pipe bomb between its discovery and when law enforcement ultimately cleared the scene.

Law enforcement allowed the motorcade of the Speaker of the House of Representatives to drive through an active bomb scene, risking the safety of the Speaker.

So, the US Capital Police broke every kind of crime scene protocol on January 6 when it came to securing the scene and keeping people safe! It is a freaking miracle that neither pipe bomb blew while the USCP were bumbling around. 

The FBI doesn’t look any better per RedState’s breakdown of the report. The major cell phone carriers confirm that NO, the FBI was not given corrupted phone data. Furthermore, there are multiple persons (at least 8) of interest who were identified. However:

Despite its initial efforts, the FBI has yet to identify the suspect and has refused to provide the Subcommittees with additional information about these investigative leads.

So, which one of those persons of interest is actually the culprit? It’s been FOUR FREAKING YEARS and now, suddenly and urgently the FBI wants to find the J6 pipe bomber culprit? 

You’re telling me a) the FBI Sat on this for 4 years and thinks we’ll have a better idea now and b) they don’t know?

And you don’t think a) is a problem? You think this is a serious investigation?

— Dave Rau (@DavidRau101) January 3, 2025

I find it quite comical that Eric Swalwell thinks he’s helping with this.

Yes indeed, it looks like the FBI is suddenly interested in finding actual criminals instead of going after praying grandmas and Christians. 

I’d say they are a wee bit worried about what Kash Patel will do as FBI Director.

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