No matter how hard a body language expert tries to push the idea, Melissa Cohen is no Melania Trump. Just because you throw on a designer pair of sunglasses doesn’t mean you are comparable to Melania Trump.

But this is more than comparing a 38-year-old South African to one of the most beautiful and classy First Ladies of recent times. But we’ll touch on it for a minute.

Patti Wood, a body language expert, told The Sun that she thought Melissa Cohen acted like Melania’s cool girl attitude. How does one become a body language expert, anyway?

While Hunter shows anxiety as he enters the courtroom each day, Melissa shows a confidence similar to former First Lady, Melania Trump, body language expert Patti Wood told The U.S. Sun.

“She’s doing a bit of that Melania ‘cool girl’ scowl as she walks,” Wood said of Melissa’s demeanor. – The Sun

Dear Patti, Melissa is not trying to possess confidence. That’s nothing but a nouveau-rich attitude and contempt for having to be there in image only. Look how my life was on an upward trajectory because I married a united states vice president’s son but now turned out to be a deadbeat crackhead dad, but he has lots of money so I’ll stay.

Melissa Cohen, was plucked out of a South African orphanage at three by Lee and Zoe Cohen, and good for her. However, as it turns out, she appears to have tuned out to be a status seeker like her mother-in-law. The story is that she met Hunter Biden through some mutual friend who wrote her phone number down on Hunter’s hand and told him to give her a call. I’ll just leave that sit there for you to decide.

More from Patti Wood,

“She’s taking on a cool façade of protection,” Wood explained. “She’s got her hair pulled back and sunglasses on. It all gives the appearance of a cover.

“It’s a costume, like ‘I am cool and calm in these circumstances,” she continued, adding that “it’s very similar to how I’ve seen Melania in these kind of situations.” – The New York Post

No. No, Patti. What is happening here, more than likely, is that little miss Melissa’s cool facade of protection is from having to go into court to sit and listen to her crackhead’s husband’s sexcapades with Beau’s wife. Of course, Melissa also had to sit and look at Hunter’s first wife. And no, this Hunter Biden trial is nothing like what Donald went through.

One person on X thought it was incredible that Melissa attended court to support her man.

I love that Hunter Biden’s wife not only shows up to court, but she also called a MAGA who’s been harassing her man a “Naz.i piece of s_.hit” and said that he didn’t have any right to be there.

In a world of Melania Trumps, be a Melissa Cohen-Biden.

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— Art Candee (@ArtCandee) June 4, 2024

Melania Trump at least had the grace to stay out of the limelight during this whole shame of a trial, or election interference I should say.

Oh yes, please be like Melissa, who married a man she barely knew, a crack and whore addict who was also the son of the former Vice President. Gross.

I swear, this family sometimes makes the Kardashians look like the Ingalls family or at least the Brady Bunch.

And it wouldn’t be a Biden (the trial) event without some ridiculous outburst. Melissa Cohen fits right in with the Bidens.

Hunter’s totally classy Instagram “influencer” wife flies into a rage outside of the courtroomhttps://t.co/B38OZEGOXm

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 4, 2024

Hunter’s loving supporting wife with the designer sunglasses and proper pout stuck it to Garrett Ziegler when she yelled at him and called him a Nazi piece of shit outside of the courtroom. She also told him he had no right to be there. Uh, dear Melissa, this is a free country for now.

Speaking of loving and supportive family members, we have low-brow Jill, who gets heckled when she leaves her stepson’s first day of trial. She obviously was there to attempt to intimidate the jury. She only attended the first day as she had to leave for France to tend to old man Joe.

Jill tries so hard to be Melania. It’s just not happening, hon. This family is just top-notch class, aren’t they? Joe, the corrupt father. The social-climbing-at-all-cost Jill. The crackhead son. And while Beau may have served in the military, he was still a huge fan of loving the transcult. It’s what swayed Joe Biden to become a transfan, too.

Did I mention that Hunter Biden married Melissa Cohen only six days after meeting her? They even got matching tattoos and everything when they got married. She married Hunter in May 2019, and that same year, she became a naturalized citizen.

Feature Image: Melissa Cohen/Public Domain/Hunter Biden/DonkeyHotey, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons/edited in Canva Pro.