After the Kavanaugh hearing and at the height of the “Me Too” movement, I predicted that female accusations of harassment will mean significantly less in the future.  Just a mere 24 hours has passed since Elon dares to call out The Left’s BS.  In the same tweet, he predicted the “Dirty Tricks Campaign” would unfold.  Now, according to a Business Insider scoop, Elon Musk is a secret perve.  I don’t think Elon Musk, or I are the modern-day embodiment of Nostradamus.  No, The Left have just come to be so damn predictable, it’s easy to see the future.  The Once and Future “EV” King has stomped on all the wrong toes and thus must be punished.  In the hierarchy of victimology, Mother Nature takes second place to The Ministry of Truth.

Let’s take a look at the timeline, shall we? 

May 18, 2022

Drumroll please…

May 19, 2022:

.@BusinessInsider: ‘SpaceX employee said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence’

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 19, 2022

Look, I hate that I have become a skeptic when it comes to “believe all women.”  But I just don’t believe this story is true.  And hell, if I’m being honest, I’m not sure I care much if it is.  The timing is just too convenient.   But let’s just say, for the sake of argument, that a payment of $250K was paid to this secret woman.  Any lawyer worth their salt is going to tell Elon that it’s cheaper to just pay the money.  Elon has a salary of like a bazillion dollars a minute.  One 1-hour deposition would cost him something like a million to five million to just sit there.  Two hundred and fifty grand is lunch money to Elon.  Pay out and move on.

And let’s just ask ourselves if all those Business Insider Retweets and Likes even real?  Given Elon’s bot questions of late, I’m not sure we can even know at this point.  Elon’s Mom sure has doubts:

Digging deeper… Poor Elon is trending. This Twitter account has 16 followers. It has over 1000 likes and nearly 400 retweets by people who also have very few followers. One has only 7 followers. Who is creating these trends? And why are they dishonest and malicious? https://t.co/LzcHcKwR2K

— Maye Musk (@mayemusk) May 18, 2022

If it smells like poop:

What I do know is that this Business Insider “scoop” smells a bit like Elon’s infamous poop emoji:

“The incident, which took place in 2016, is alleged in a declaration signed by a friend of the attendant and prepared in support of her claim. The details in this story are drawn from the declaration as well as other documents, including email correspondence and other records shared with Insider by the friend.

[snip]

“If there were a way for [her] to come forward without putting herself at risk, without jeopardizing her life in any way, I believe she would,” the friend of the attendant told Insider. “I hope she feels like I did the right thing. I hope she feels I said the things that she didn’t feel safe enough to say.”

If you're going to report on this kind of claim, you at least need someone who witnessed it or was involved.

Instead, the source here is an anonymous friend and the alleged victim declined to comment for the story. https://t.co/O4Bu71yKla

— AG (@AGHamilton29) May 19, 2022

“They” hate Elon:

As Glenn H. Renold’s, the Blogfather himself notes in the New York Post:

“Musk is […] a twin threat. As the sometime richest man in the world, he has a lot of power, and it’s not under anyone else’s control. And he’s a nerd, with a nerd’s low tolerance for bull. Where more socially “polished” people would go out of their way to show fealty to leftist tropes popular among the Gentry Class regardless of their absurdity, Musk is happy to point out that the emperor has no clothes.”

But I believe it is more than just that.  Yes, the nebulous “they” hates Elon now, not just for pointing out their hypocrisy, but for speaking up for all of us deplorables.  It’s why they hated The Donald, Joe Rogan, etc…  These (gasp) MEN were once beloved in the liberal establishment.  But they broke the golden rule by pulling back the curtain and allowing everyone to see the evil behind it.  They are traitors to the cause and therefore the hit squad is out full force.

But like the boy who cried ‘wolf’ The Left has trotted out all these tropes too many times in quick succession.  They have no playbook left.  They are losing for the first time in the info wars and it’s driving them insane!  Given The Left has no good ideas, they are left to kneecapping their opponents.  You will be defamed as an “xxx-ist.” 

Unfortunately for them, the accusations for Elon might have more weight were it not for the fact that Jeffery freaking Toobin is back at work via CNN.

Featured image: Elon Musk by Tumisu via Pixabay, cropped and modified, Pixabay license