Do you ever wonder what happened to the Womens March? You remember them, don’t you, those pussy-hatted nitwits who threw tantrums right after President Trump’s inauguration? Well they’re still around, working to “create transformative social change.” But when they recently took their fight for “racial justice” to Chicago, they made fools of themselves.

A little backstory here: on Wednesday night, hundreds of teens (or “yutes,” as Joe Pesci said in My Cousin Vinny) swarmed downtown Chicago and brought mayhem in their wake. Chicago police arrested over 30 persons, including 23 males and 8 females. All were juveniles. Or “yutes,” if you prefer.

These kids were shoplifting, robbing people, and causing property damage. One kid was arrested for possessing a Taser.

Chicago police say they arrested 30 people tonight as general mayhem popped off in several areas downtown. More arrests are being made now at State/Lake. 200 officers have responded throughout the evening. pic.twitter.com/706Y4YVstk

— Nader Issa (@NaderDIssa) April 18, 2019

They also participated in a favorite activity: brawling.

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But this isn’t the first time this month that CPD have faced juvenile hoodlums. Last weekend police also dealt with “large groups” (as the media call them) throwing rocks and bottles at them.

Enter the Womens March, Illinois Chapter.

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They showed up on Wednesday to “protect” the poor children from the mean evil Chicago Police Department. Not only that, but they confronted police, demanding that they release handcuffed kids who threw bottles. Because the police “dehumanize” these innocent scamps:

“The dehumanization of calling them a mob when a few individuals grabbed phones and caused fights leads to the mentality that they are all alike and all one step away from handcuffs. That racial profiling must stop.”

Hey, they’re just stealing a few phones! What’s the problem?

One of the Womens March participants ranted on video how police were harassing children because of shoplifting. But, says this young idiot, CPD had “no proof,” even though multiple retailers reported such incidents to the police. After all, they’re just kids on “Spring Break.”

But here’s where it gets funny.

Just as the young skull-full-of-leftist-drivel claims “they’re just hanging out,” one of her cohorts gasps, “Oh, there’s a fight!” 

As the fracas continues, another idiot announces that “Womens March women have formed a circle around these kids, separating them from the police.”

Now normal people would say that these Womens March morons put themselves in danger. They also looked like fools, wringing their hands over violent teenagers who would have no problem robbing them of their watches and jewelry. Or the handbags some of the women are stupidly carrying.

On top of that, they were also rewarding bad behavior. 

But these tone-deaf dumbasses congratulated themselves at Twitter:

“We’re incredibly proud of our network leaders. who, led by Chicago-based Women’s March organizers, put their bodies between CPD and the youth of color the officers were harassing. We all can and must #EndStateViolence and interrupt discriminatory policing.” 

They went on:

“The ⁦‪@womensmarch‬⁩ leaders peacefully blocked the police from laying their hands on any other black youth, and we calmly talked with them to engage in open dialogue. We believe the presence of Women’s March organizers helped to deescalate tensions until the police dispersed.”

Can you believe this? Oh, but there’s more:

“In Chicago, we see excessive policing of black and brown bodies, especially young people at the highest risk of being victims of gun violence. The criminalization of our youth’s very existence maintains the stark segregation in this city. We refuse to stand by.”

You cannot make this up.

And just think — it’s still April, and school isn’t even out yet.

Between wilding teenagers and the ninnies from the Womens March, I’m afraid it’s going to be a long hot summer for the Windy City, and especially for the Chicago Police Department.

Featured image: cropped and edited from plaisanter~ @ flickr. CC BY-SA 2.0.