Here’s your video of the day. It’s of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton’s death-defying run across the tarmac in Tuzla, Bosnia, fleeing from the terrifying shots of sniper fire all around them!

Did that look terrifying or death-defying to anyone?

Anyone at all?

C’mon, Hillary, you’re supposed to be one of the smartest, most ruthless politicians out there! I’m getting disappointed here.

First of all, of all the trips overseas she may have taken, why on Earth would she choose to lie about a trip on which a CBS news crew and two celebrities accompanied her? I mean, jeez, woman, at least pick a trip in which it isn’t so easy for people to prove that you’re an incredible liar.

Second, she talks about how she was sent on trips that were too dangerous for the President to go on. If that was the case, then why would she bring her daughter along? Obviously, she wasn’t being sent anywhere with that high of a danger level — either that, or she’s the world’s worst parent with absolutely no concern for her daughter’s well-being, if she’s willing to bring her daughter with her to these danger zones.

Third, it’s disturbing watching her lie so smoothly. It isn’t surprising in the least, but it is unsettling. She doesn’t even flinch. Lying, to her, comes as naturally as breathing. It’s the entire foundation of the Clinton administration.

I know she wants to psych up her “experience” because, you know, she has none, but isn’t she at least smart enough to make up credible stories?

No?

Oh well.

Keep on talking, Hillary, sweetie. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is loving this! You go, girl!