The Trump Store adds a cheeky Trump 2028 red cap and the Leftcult loses its collective shite. Again. Another masterclass troll move that has us reaching for our popcorn and chortling up our sleeve.

.@EricTrump rocking the new Trump 2028 hat! pic.twitter.com/5EsCkvHORI

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) April 24, 2025

Of course, the Trump in this pic is Eric. :::wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean::: And while the troll is obvious to anyone who hasn’t spent the last ten years RHEEEEEEE-ing at the clouds and predicting the End.Of.All.Things, the beat goes on.

And no one jerks their knees faster in the intellectual kiddie pool to all things Trump than the Leftwing mouthbreathers at Vanity Fair. Even the title of their latest strum and drang piece is tonally aligned with Thunbergesque proclamations of imminent dooooooooom.

The New “Trump 2028” Hat Isn’t Just Ugly, It’s a Headgear Harbinger

OHNOES! It is a Constitutional Crisis™! Our Democracy™ is threatened!

What’s in a baseball hat? These days, if it’s red, a whole lot of menace, subtext, and dark hidden history are lurking behind the seams.

OrangeManBad is hiding a dark history, hiding I tell you, in the seams!

Or maybe Vanity Fair’s Kase Wickman sees him under her bed. Lurking. And being dark. And a whole lot of menace.

e years: Instead of “Make America Great Again,” the white text on this next-gen dork-ass puffy dad hat reads “Trump 2028” in a text lockup big enough to make any graphic designer take a moment to collect themselves lest they give in to the aesthetic despair threatening to overtake them. For the low price of $50 (plus shipping), you can plaster your disregard for the U.S. Constitution, democracy, individual freedoms, and general human decency across your forehead

Hear that Trump voters? 77 million or more of you have no regard for general human decency, you indecent deplorables or something.

Of course, anyone in the market for this latest gritty reboot of fascist hats …

FASCISTS!! You fascists you!

How original.

Wickman then begins the rest of the usual descent into the Left’s fantasy world of what having Trump as President really means … chaos, oppression,

The “great again” Trump yearns for is a specific span of American history, from 1870 to 1913,

… no voting for women or Blacks. The usual litany of how the world is ending because the Left’s concept of the future has no room for classic Americanism. And no where is it clearer than in an erstwhile fashion rag where a “culture” writer is emoting about dark times under fascists while halfway down the page a video ad plays about how Lindsay Lohan is getting pampered and dolled up for some award ceremony or other. I found the juxtaposition amusing.

Vanity Fair has been unserious for years. Whether it was featuring Bruce Jenner in womanface on its cover or VF’s fangirl coverage of Michelle Obama.

In the words of Karoline Leavitt, sometimes a hat is just a hat.

And sometimes a hat is a troll.

Carry on, Lefties.

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click