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The real tragedy of high gas prices? Celebrities flying — GASP! — commercial.

The real tragedy of high gas prices? Celebrities flying — GASP! — commercial.

The real tragedy of high gas prices?  Celebrities flying — GASP! — commercial.

As Americans everywhere suffer from Nancy Pelosi’s unwillingness to alleviate the suffering at the gas pump, P. Diddy wants you to know that he understands. Check out this video, where he informs us that gas prices are too high. Know why? Because he, a celebrity with a private jet, has to fly commercial. Oh, the horrors:

Can you imagine the horrors of having to fly with regular people? I mean, jeez.

In all honesty, I sort of wonder if this video is a spoof. It kind of seems like it. If it is, it was a good one. But with celebrities, you never really can tell, can you?

Hat Tip: Ace of Spades

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  • I R A Darth Aggie says:

    Can you imagine the horrors of having to fly with regular people?

    Ah, but can you imagine the horror of having to fly sitting next to P. Diddy?

  • “This is PROOF that gas prices are too high.”

    Morgan’s mind wanders…

    THE OVAL OFFICE

    RED PHONE: Ring Ring!

    GEORGE W. BUSH: Hello, President speaking. What’s that? What? WHAT, are you SERIOUS?? (Hangs up.) Oh, my GAWD!! Get Condi! P. Diddy is at the gate of American Airlines right now! He’s flying Coach!

    DICK CHENEY: What are we going to DO?

    BUSH: Enough is enough! We have to get those gas prices down, toot-sweet! Get me Pelosi right now!

    NANCY PELOSI (on split screen): Yes, Mister President, how may I help you?

    BUSH: Nan, I just got a call that P. Diddy is riding commercial, because gas prices are too m*therf*cking high.

    PELOSI: P. Diddy? You’re serious? (Blinks twenty times.)

    BUSH: We’ve gotta do something about this!

    PELOSI: Drill away, Mr. President. We’re behind you.

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