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If you didn’t see it before, where have you been? Doesn’t matter. You are going to see it now. The Columbia University Hamilton Hall Food and Water Negotiator Girl is worse than your worst nightmare of what these anti-Semitic, Pro-Hamas protestors are like. And, that’s saying something. Come let us dissect this video.
First of all, this little cherub’s name is Johannah King-Slutzky. I kid you not. Boys in the back, stop sniggering. Here she is making her demands known:
They violently invaded a building that doesn't belong to them and call for murder of Jews. Now they demand humanitarian aid.
Where did I first hear this?
pic.twitter.com/qAtk29sB8b— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) May 1, 2024
Yes, she is bad and clueless. She got into an Ivy League School and I didn’t.
The first question is why the university should feel obligated to provide food to students who have taken over a building? Her answer is that Columbia is obligated to provide food to students who have paid for a meal plan. I should think that appropriating a building negates the contract for the food plan, but then I am not Miss King-Slutzky. The next part about dehydration shows just how slow Negotiator Girl is. Just in case the Revolution is not a catered affair, bring water and a couple of MRE’s. As Johannah King-Slutzky says, after all they are on an Ivy League Campus. It’s not like they are on the campus of Pellissippi State Community College, where they are finishing up classes for the year and have NOT appropriated ONE building.
As the NY Post Editorial Board wrote:
The Red Army held out at Leningrad for years despite facing famine; if the Zoomer leftists of today miss one afternoon snacktime, they start seeing the Grim Reaper.
The peckish pro-Palestinian had previously pouted that the Hamilton occupiers were “asking for a commitment from Columbia for food and water to be brought in.”
In other words: Yes, we’ll break into and illegally seize campus buildings, but you’d better let the Uber Eats guy through. We’ve got a nonexistent genocide to impotently whine about, and that requires beaucoup calories.
How about a new chant: Globalize the Intifada! Avocado and burrata!
That this hungry hungry Hamasnik is a weedy grad student whose studies reportedly aim at applying a “Marxian lens” to romantic literature completes the bleakly hilarious picture.
Her demands are of a piece with the whining about amnesty over their illegal actions common among her fellow protesters.
A clear sign that these red-black-and-green diaper babies are in way over their heads, for all their tiers-mondiste tough talk.
The bare midriff bodyguard behind Food and Water Negotiator Girl killed me dead. The keffiyah and bare midriff look is the go-to go to war look this year.
I just noticed Palestinian-affronted hamas-cosplayer Mustafa’s* bare midriff tube-top in the background… ♂️
*his name’s Tyler. He’s from Westchester. Drives a beemer his parents got him for HS graduation. https://t.co/Jl53KCEeYz
— MadSweeneyHH (@Buaidh_BhoysHH) April 30, 2024
Yes, that look is Westchester with a Beemer, not Rafah with a goat.
Two years ago, our dear Johanna went on Democracy Now to plead for Dental and Medical for the Teaching Assistants. She begins at the 3:00 mark:
Well, she does have a point about the teachers not teaching. That ought to have been fixed years ago.
Other than that, Miss King-Slutzky will go ahead and get her PhD in Self-Important Navel-gazing in a Post Modern, Post Industrial World Poetry.
Featured Image: Dr. Eli David/Collin Rugg/X(Twitter/cropped/Widely Distributed
John Shepherd says: The article is OBE. The NYPD removed Ms. King-Slutsky from Hamilton Hall last night.
If Ms. King-Slutsky is putting a “Marxist lens” on literature she is a bit late. Leon Trotsky die that over 100 years ago. I don’t think she has Trotsky’s gravitas.
Bruce says: Is there an ice-pick in her future?
Politics: “Show-business” for REALLY “ugly” people”.
Cameron says: First off: Hyphenated last names are as much a warning as blue hair and listing pronouns.
Secondly: Too late. We’re already giggling about her name.
And it seems that you can’t find her on the Columbia page any more. oops.
John C. says: She’s a moderately attractive young woman. A pity she has that worm in her brain.
GWB says: Boys in the back, stop sniggering.
That’s not sniggering, ma’am. That’s guffawing.
The Red Army held out at Leningrad for years despite facing famine;
Oh, come now. The Leningradians had rats and such to eat. Columbia is a nice, clean, hygienic school in NY. There aren’t any rats or squirrels or cats to eat there. Cut ’em some slack.
The bare midriff bodyguard
It’s Zoolander meets Arafat! What a bold fashion statement!
Now I want to grab his underwear and yank it out. (Zoolander reference.)
I wish I could say to Ms Slutzky that she can just go back inside and start to suffer. But the NYPD took away that option. Maybe they can feed her gruel in jail.
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