It’s so sad when Grandma Hillary can’t remember how many times she has declared that she’s running for president.

Shorter @HillaryClinton – "1st official launch was such a disaster, we're having a second official launch."

Like a Hobbit second breakfast

— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) June 1, 2015

But because she insisted on having a big party, her campaign stuck one out in the middle of the East River on Roosevelt Island (which, ironically, used to be nicknamed “Welfare Island”) and let her give a big old speech to “launch” her campaign. Again.