Because I’m a Giver, Snoop Dogg’s 10 Reasons why NOT to vote for Romney

So in between smoking dope with his 18 year old son, Snoop Dogg, that rapper-turned-political pundit, has shared on Twitter a top 10 list of reasons not to vote for Mitt Romney. It’s a handwritten list divided into 2 columns entitled “Why I’m Not Voting For Romney” and “Why I Am Voting For Obama.” Genius!

The top reason to not vote for Romney? “He is a white nig*a”. The top reason to vote for Obama? “He is a black nig*a”. In this list, even Michelle Obama’s arse gets a shout out as does Mitt’s middle name. It’s pretty incredible stuff.

Check it out:

You can see the full list here along with some interesting tweets from Snoop Dogg. Oh wait. He recently changed his name to Snoop Lion after a binge a “spiritual and artistic rebirth” in Jamaica. Whatever.

I’m sure this list was suppose to be funny, er maybe. There’s certainly no shortage of rapper hipster types who are serious in their support for Teh Won. But Obama is banking this election on the votes of those who would rather see their Commander-in-Chief hobnobbing with celebrities like Jay Z and Beyonce rather than performing his real life presidential duties. He takes great pains to woo potential voters with a marginal interest in politics (or none at all), inspired by the hipness of the only politician they can really name.

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Ava Gardner