Ahhh Barbie! No little girl’s life is EVER complete without receiving at least ONE Barbie set. Young girls dressed her in all sorts of imaginary scenes, or in my case left them outside on the farm to be run over by tractors or become the dog’s latest chew toy.

Over the years there has been many a hue and cry about how Barbie is unrealistic for young girls, particularly in light of her super slim body and perky boobs. According to many of the feminist ilk, Barbie just sets unrealistic expectations of beauty and must therefore be banned! Yet somehow Barbie persists. Love to swim or dress up? Buy Barbie! Love Disney princesses? Buy Barbie!

In response to feminist whining, a guy in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania created his own version of Barbie and started marketing it in 2014. This Barbie, excuse me Lammily doll is anatomically correct as well, only different. The so-called the “Normal” Barbie is built according to the CDC specifications of a 19 year old girl. You can even accessorize by adding cellulite, stretch, or acne marks!! I kid you not.