Can I write this and can you read this without cussing out the pretentious overhyped and arrogant Garrison Keillor? Well my artisan tea is a brewing and I am looking at the bookshelf with books and the lovely 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice (oh yes the title is appropriate for this rant). So this article showed up on my facebook page and I was curious about what the bard of Lake Wobegon had to say. And he sure did say a lot. So without any further prefaces for my RV owning (we “only” have a travel trailer towed by an evil SUV), (craft not artisan you irredeemable fool Keillor) beer drinking, book reading, cross country traveling, tomato growing (Hi Steve and Pete and Nancy) and bird watching friends, family and readers, here is the nonsense broken down.

As a side note, one can hope in the last two months, Keillor had a medication review by a qualified mental health professional. I can only hope so. Because this is just ridiculous:

Raw ego and proud illiteracy have won out and a severely learning-disabled man with a real character problem will be president. We are so exhausted from thinking about this election, millions of people will take up leaf-raking and garage cleaning with intense pleasure. We liberal elitists are wrecks. The Trumpers had a whale of a good time, waving their signs, jeering at the media, beating up protesters, chanting “Lock her up” — we elitists just stood and clapped. Nobody chanted “Stronger Together.” It just doesn’t chant.