Former President Donald Trump has partnered with singer Lee Greenwood to sell the “God Bless the USA” Bible for $59.95 this Holy Week. Here are your smelling salts. Better now? I am not big on celebrity-hawked merch. Religious merch even less, so I get a skeevy feeling. Like why not a Dairy Queen Palm Sunday “Hosanna Church Fan”. I am a snooty-booty snot, but I believe in “freedom of choice”. People are free to choose how to spend their money without judgement from blue noses like me. Don’t tell that to news organizations like The Hill or Associated Press or national kvetchers like Mary Trump, Liz Cheney or Chris Hayes.