The Children’s Crusade — aka The March for Our Lives — really isn’t out to take all guns away from citizens. No, they just want to remove those icky “assault weapons,” even though they really don’t know exactly what they are. They just know that they’re big and ugly and make a loud pew-pew. But if you have a handgun, you’re safe.
Except, not really.
Washington DC is the only place in the country where no one is allowed to legally carry a gun outside the home – that is until today….