I’m beginning to wonder if Secretary of State John “Lurch” Kerry has been sniffing the Heinz Ketchup a bit too much. That’s the only explanation I have for his recent statements. According to Breitbart News:

Tuesday while testifying before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on the 2016 budget request, Secretary of State John Kerry said despite the threats and advances of terrorism groups such as ISIS and al Qaeda, “We are actually living in the least loss of life, violent period in our history.”
When asked about the administration’s counter-terrorism efforts Kerry said, “This is a challenge and it’s a legitimate threat, and indeed there are risks at certain places at certain times. But no one should doubt, that not withstanding that, we are actually living in the least loss of life, violent period in our history. There is an anomaly here. I think what people need to do is be vigilant but never scared.”

Oh REALLY? Lets take a look at the last 14 months shall we? First Obama sneers about the JV squad, then we find out that ISIS has and continues to enslave, rape, and slaughter those who aren’t following their version of Islam. Yazidis, Assyrians, and Iraqi Christians have all been destroyed by this evil group. This is the same group that is continuing to amass a major war chest so they can inflict terror wherever and whenever they want.

How about this? To date, the evil that is ISIS has horrifically beheaded at least 14 people, killed a young woman, and burned a fighter pilot to death. Yet John “Heinz” Kerry insists there isn’t an increase in terror threats across the globe. Do you think perhaps he took one to many wipeouts on that sailboard of his??  Or perhaps it’s the pink bicycle’s fault?