Don’t stand to near a Lefty friend today. If her head explodes, you will be covered with the blue goo that substitutes for their brains. Today’s outrage is brought to you courtesy of the fact that Donald Trump signed “Hi” in “permanent marker on a child’s hand. Now, this child wanted an autograph from Donald Trump. There was no personals space invaded, no hair sniffed, no body parts touched. Trump isn’t Creepy Joe. This is why I could never be a Left. I don’t do selective outrage well and cannot get my petticoats in a wad over nothing.