For those few bitter clingers who still care, Happy Constitution Day. On this date in 1787, the delegates to the Constitutional Convention signed the Constitution in Philadelphia. For those of us who cherish the Founding Fathers this is an important day. For those who despise free speech, armed citizens, and (gasp) The Electoral College, this is a day that they would like to see wiped away. This day would be replaced with GOVERNMENT PLANS FOR YOU. We bitter clingers prefer the proscription against government plans.