Brooke Baldwin had a meltdown yesterday on her CNN show when guest Clay Travis said, “I believe in the First Amendment and boobs.” Victory Girl Kim wrote about it here in gut-busting fashion. But Brooke didn’t stop there, she decided to draw even more attention to her faux outrage by penning an Op-Ed about her traumatic experience of having to hear the word “boobs” from a guest on her show. I respond to Ms. Baldwin below.

Hi Brooke,

Average American white lady here. Just got up from a nap on my fainting couch to see you’ve nearly choked yourself out with those invisible fake pearls. I’d never heard of Clay Travis before, but now that I have, I think he’s hilarious in a really crass fraternity house kind of way. And he really got you.

What started everything:

I understand that writing is cathartic, so I get that you felt compelled to write about your feelings when you got home last night after your live-on-TV meltdown. I mean, a grown woman rendered speechless by a brutish Neanderthal. It is kind of embarrassing that you didn’t have the wits to keep up with him. But you should have kept this Op-Ed in your desk drawer. It really is not flattering. If you want to be on the same playing field as men, you gotta learn to give it back lady.