Hey-O, here comes another one, just like all the other ones. Back in December of 2023, Presidents of Ivy League and affiliated universities were invited to testify before Congress regarding anti-Semitism on their campuses. We all know how that went. Put it in context, my dears. Columbia University was invited, but wisely decided to rearrange the campus’ sock drawers instead. Today, they all screwed their courage their courage to the sticking place (Hamlet) and showed up today. Columbia’s President Minouche Shafick and Board of Trustees co-Chairs David Greenwald and Claire Shipman. Oh yes, you know that name.